Who has it the easiest?

[Lindy]

When you get kicked in the bullocks, we'll talk.

It doesn't happen repeatedly for several days every month, with accompanying hormonal changes though, does it?

Man, every time some guy tries to pull the "lolz balls hurt moer ;(" card it makes me cringe, yeah, it hurts a hell of a lot, but it doesn't last any longer than five minutes at the most.

That's cause you're Satan dude.

That's Mr. Samael to you, sonny.