You opened it! you're going to have the WORST week of your life next week...unless you post your status via these handy dandy drinks.
bicardi
[if you're single & love it]

vodka
[if you're single & whatever happens, happens...]

smirnoff
[if you like someone but they dont know]

margarita
[if you're taken]

captain morgan
[if you're single and wanna run outside naked!]

wine coolers
[if you like someone who doesn't like you back]

martini
[if u are confused about someone]

Jack Daniels
[if you feel like giving up on love all together]


yup yup.
Just guess what i am.



Captain Morgan