You opened it! you're going to have the WORST week of your life next week...unless you post your status via these handy dandy drinks.
bicardi
[if you're single & love it]
vodka
[if you're single & whatever happens, happens...]
smirnoff
[if you like someone but they dont know]
margarita
[if you're taken]
captain morgan
[if you're single and wanna run outside naked!]
wine coolers
[if you like someone who doesn't like you back]
martini
[if u are confused about someone]
Jack Daniels
[if you feel like giving up on love all together]
yup yup.
Just guess what i am.
Captain Morgan