To John Williams (the composer for movies like Star Wars and ET and Indiana Jones): Did you ever write yourself a theme song?

To the thread itself: Why do you ask me to ask you a question?

To the Telephone: Hello?

and last but not least...

To President.. Hit..Bush.: Why when you walk into a meeting through one door, you try to walk out another door that's locked? (If you don't know, look it up. It was in China. )