The Tangent Thread

[Lindy]

Gandalf fashions little pink umbrellas from the still-warm flesh of his hobbit victims.

I always wondered, if you skinned hobbit feet, could you wear them as shoes?

[Flying Mullet]

Whatever happened to Pyro? I haven't seen him in any games lately. Not that I've been looking.

I always wondered, if you skinned hobbit feet, could you wear them as shoes?

I think that they'd be too small.

[Xaven]

I don't own any hats or ever wear them.

However, I do like beanies with faces on them. Like kitty heads and stuff. Still, I don't wear them.

I'm a bit of a pyro, you see.

Aren't we all? =3

[themagicroundabout]

Nature's answer to the mechanical bull:

[Lindy]

I think that they'd be too small.

What if we started farming hobbits? With large numbers of them, we'd have a lot of feet to skin, then we could fashion shoes from what we harvest.

It'll be a new trend.

[Flying Mullet]

Or should we mate the larger hobbits in hopes of getting even larger hobbits?

[Psychotic]

Or should we mate the larger hobbits in hopes of getting even larger hobbits?

I'd like to nominate the first hobbit couple to be 'mated', if I may.

Gary Coleman and Eyes on Final Fantasy's very own Jojo.

[Lindy]

1) Take a Hobbit and an Ogre
2) ????
3) PROFIT!

[Flying Mullet]

Hmm, kind of like an elephant and a pig!

[Shoden]

You can't mate an Elephant and a pig, watch South park dammit!
Gandalf the Grey was the better dancer.

[Xaven]

Hmm, kind of like an elephant and a pig!

Or a Chihuahua and a Great Dane.

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[q=Lindy]2) ????[/q]I believe step 2 would be to have them perform in a circus.

[q=Xaven]Aren't we all? =3[/q][q=themagicroundabout]Nature's answer to the mechanical bull:[/q]What a clutch response! Natural bulls do tend to have longer lifespans than mechanical bulls, mostly because they don't have people messing with their parts, or if they do, they maul them like this:

Snipped. YOU MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS - HSUNAMI

[Rye]

I'd wear a hat, but I'm having a good hair day for once. xD

[Shoden]

oh yeah the thread's about hats, ok, err, I have a hat, it's called Billy.

[Shoeberto]

I'd wear a hat, but I'm having a good hair day for once. xD

My hair has been doing this flippy thing just right lately. Like, the bangs come down and whoosh curl over, and they lay down just right. I dig it. I should blog about it, but meh.