You see, these are exactly the sort of questions that God should be answering. "What's the point of stinging nettles?" also springs to mind.
You see, these are exactly the sort of questions that God should be answering. "What's the point of stinging nettles?" also springs to mind.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
To punish boisterous children who enjoy nature.
Crash wasn't ready for the big wide world of the internet yet, that's why he was banned.
This is what Hsu told me, anyway. Right before he took off his pants and made sweet love to me.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I bid a dollar fifty-nine.
Goddamn game of one-upmanship, that's what this is.
...Dollar sixty.
Money can't buy me love.
But it can buy you a better RealDoll.
Sicko.
There's a new one out?
A thousand pesos!
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I bet that is a brown man lie.Originally Posted by Kyono
Why would anyone want a RealDoll. It'd be like humping a giant action man with boobs.
Edit: stfu noob
...Dan has turned Hsu BROWN!
From the fact of what you're comparing it to, I can only imagine you've tried to add boobs to a giant action man and made love to it.
Pfft, he was always Brown on the inside. He just wanted to hide it, but the call of the Brown was too much and too strong for him, and he couldn't rid himself of his desire to become a doctor and work for the NHS.
My RealDoll is called Lindsey and she spits acid at me. I based her on my favourite person.
I'm honoured, but in reality, I exhale alkali.
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