What if Final Fantasy was REAL?

[NeoCracker]

And Here's our Heroic Party
Del Murder: The Dragoon
Eestlinc: Serious looking guy with brown Hair
Loony Bob: Wild siverhair Guy
Hsu: The blue Mage
Rubah: THe whip Chick.
What a crack team to save the world.

[Death Penalty]

We need another member. I was thinking we should bring in a retired FF charachter for shock value.

[NeoCracker]

First one is of Zermous X, the next is everyones favorite old man, Galuf

[a nirvana fan]

I would be in a way very scared of all the monsters and it would be very weird but I'm sure it would be fun.

[Flake]

I want Flake to be a spear kind of guy tbh

Flake and corncracker will be the ones who are with death penalty the most if I recall my cliche bad guy teams and how they work.

I also think we need the goofy guy on are team as well.You know a guy with a big mouth who tells the main characters were death penaltys materia extractor is.

[Death Penalty]

The pasty white guy right well then Neel With A Hat is our man.

[NeoCracker]

Just replace your guys wierd sword thing with a spear is all good.

[Flake]

I would want Flake to be a spear using warrior.

This is what I will look like.

[Starboard Regulator FlareNUKE]

If Final Fantasy was real, I would have sex with the following:

The fighter from FF1
The wht.mage from FF1
Frionel from FF2
Lionheart from FF2
Reila from FF2
Cecil from FF4
Kain from FF4
Rosa from FF4
Edge from FF4
LOCKE from FF6
TERRA from FF6
MOG from FF6
Cloud from FF7
Yuffie from FF7
Vincent from FF7
Squall from FF8
Zell from FF8
Seifer from FF8
Blank from FF9
Auron from FF10

That's about it...

[Snap Jumper]

I'd bring deceased relatives to the sanctuary so they'd be revived. I'd also make sure I could cast Exit/Warp to bail out of tough and stressful situations.

[Rengori]

If Final Fantasy was real, I would have sex with the following:

The fighter from FF1
The wht.mage from FF1
Frionel from FF2
Lionheart from FF2
Reila from FF2
Cecil from FF4
Kain from FF4
Rosa from FF4
Edge from FF4
LOCKE from FF6
TERRA from FF6
MOG from FF6
Cloud from FF7
Yuffie from FF7
Vincent from FF7
Squall from FF8
Zell from FF8
Seifer from FF8
Blank from FF9
Auron from FF10

Your forgot Rydia. And if you purposely didn't put Rydia on there, you're dead to me and several other members on the board.

[NeoCracker]

The BM is Raistlin and the one black armour dude i posted earlier will be the man, i will repost it for the heck of it.

All we need now is some cool bosses and other important NPC's such as a few kings, counclers, drunken bums, shopowners and disgruntled employees and walla.

[Death Penalty]

My minions shall handle this from now on. I shall only check up on the evil council once in a blue(so tomorrow).

[vampirepiggyhunter7]

If that were true, I'd be nerding out to my own life right now...

[IceAngel]

Firstly, I'd kill Squall. Rinoa afterwards.

Y kill Squall and Rinoa! jus coz they're in love?

Anyways, i would probably travel everywhere with some kind of weapon that no one has heard of and kill everything that attacked me....you know the drill. Then i'd laugh and tell my sister that she shouldn't hav said the world could never be like final fantasy!!