What if Final Fantasy was REAL?

[Death Penalty]

Im liking all these ideas. New Idea. How about you are all my evil council I will give everyone their own country and you shall al counsil and report to me but have ulterior motives.

Your final fight will be in the super Cannon Reactor which absorbs large amounts of Mako directly from the planet to charge the cannon, which you are planning to use by shooting a charge at Meteor to make it big enough to destroy the planet. However I come in at the last minute after turning on death penalty and injure you severly as I Reverse the flow of the cannon, thus hitting meteor rather than charging it up. But the reverse flow causes a large mako explosion in the room. The two of us will fuse together and you will be in control of the body. When the heroes finally make it to the last dundeon our fused form will fight them. We will be know as FlakeCracker, and once we loose you will try to detonate the entrance so they can't enter. But I, being the cool pimp I am, start to take control long enough to hold you off from the boom button, and as soon as they are in you regain control and hit it, so they may not escape until they get to the secret tunnel where the last boss will be. That is your last moments alive, have a nice day.

Sounds good.

Hmm...both.We can't lose right?......right?

I can't wait to fight the good guys 5+ times until I finally die.

Oh yeah I get to fuse with something powerful in my final fight!

You shall fuse with corncracker in the end however the good guys shall not destroy you I shall for your insulence.

[Flake]

This evil counsil sounds good...but im second in command right?

Gotta remember Flakecracker will have one of the most bitchen themes to hit final fantasy.

And at one point in the game Flake has to be in control of some special dig so I can fight them with 2 guys with drills. :laugh:

[NeoCracker]

I vote We make The main lead Del Murder, with his four allies Eastlinc, Loony Bob, RSL, and Rubah the Main Female. Me and Flake will be your loyal subjects, And you will have a crack team of super powered human warriors with powerful abilities everyone fears. Me and Flake shall be the head of the team until I go awall. The order you read them in is the order of strength. The others shall be:

9.Rase
8.Lost Numberr
7.Psycotic
6.Meat Puppet
5.Raidenweb17
4.Raistlin
3.Old Manis
2.Zermous_X
1.The Man

The man simply because he has the name for it. Feel free to make suggestions.

[Flake]

I think it would be cool if they fought Flake and corncracker together like Reno and Rude sometimes.
Or sometimes seperately,or with a completely different team.

Hmm and I reckon all 9 of those just posted could each have a special element.

[Death Penalty]

corncracker I vote We make The main lead Del Murder, with his four allies Eastlinc, Loony Bob, RSL, and Rubah the Main Female. Me and Flake will be your loyal subjects, And you will have a crack team of super powered human warriors with powerful abilities everyone fears. Me and Flake shall be the head of the team until I go awall. The order you read them in is the order of strength. The others shall be:

9.Rase
8.Lost Numberr
7.Psycotic
6.Meat Puppet
5.Raidenweb17
4.Raistlin
3.Old Manis
2.Zermous_X
1.The Man

The man simply because he has the name for it. Feel free to make suggestions.

Ahem I am the evil mastermind so i shall decide the council.
My counsil is as follows
1 Flake
2 Soultaker
3 Lost Number
4 Corncracker
5 Meat Puppet
6 Ols Manis
7 Zermous_X
8 Psycotic
9 Raistlin
10 Dark Knight or as his name really is (SPOILER) The Man
Also the order of strength is up to Flake and Corncracker.
I was think HSU over RSL.
Were also havin auditions for disgruntled asswhole townspeople.
I was thinking FF badguys usually look like gays. What should I look like, I dun wanna look gay so I was thinkin jus asswhoopin attire sounds good.

[NeoCracker]

This guy could be you.

Dang you inability to put on pictures after an attachment

[Death Penalty]

I dont do blond hair.
I have decided I will look this.

[NeoCracker]

I dont do blond hair.
I have decided I will look this.

MAybe taht could be the reason I turn on you. Anyway I'm Scythe Guy, Chick with the whip could be Rubah, and who knows about the other. That one dude i posted earlier coudl be Flake. Is this to yoru liking?

[Death Penalty]

Yes it is pleasing me. The last one will be flake and the secon Rubah.
This would be a fun RP.

[NeoCracker]

This one could be RSL, who will be some random pirate you meat and his ships symbol.

Edit: In my post with they guy with the Scythe and teh one dude with the sword, could some one fuse those two together in photoshop or something, I have no idea how to do that myself.

[Death Penalty]

This will be my appearance. The weapon will be a sword.
I like that as RSL. And I was thinking that this story should have a love struck maiden who cant fight for piss and dies. Who should play this role.

[NeoCracker]

Behold the Void for dead maiden, and here will be the order of power, from tenth strongest to first.

10.Lost Number
9. Soultaker
8. Psycotic
7. Old MAnis
6. Meat Puppet
5. Zermous X
4. Raistlin
3. The MAn
2. Flake
1. Corncracker

Lost Number is the wierd devil thing, SoulTaker is teh Gargoyl looking Thing, Psycotic is the pink haired fairy, Old MAnis is the buggy thingy, and Meat puppet is the Cat. I'll get the other Five later.

[Death Penalty]

I have got the man and Raistlin

Raistlin Samuel L Jackson and The Mab is Eugene levy.

[Reti]

If the world was like Final Fantasy VII, I'd immediately join the Turks. :D I have an obsession with them as you can see. -pokes signature- I'd also try and snatch Reno's Night Rod thingy, I'd like a weapon like that.

[Death Penalty]

Why would you be a turk so Cloud can kick your ass?