Man don't be talkin' like you gotta big blade
G-soljuhs ain't fightin' they just throwin a nade
Get my rank up so I be gettin' paid
This bucket ain't bad but it ain't an escalade

Yo Cid, what cho deal?
Rollin' on to Timber, I'm gonna need some wheels
Can't ride a train, man, that thing's a pain
Who's that dude Laguna? Who's that chick named Raine?




All right I'm done.
edit: And I must say, thank you for providing me with the most entertaining thread I've seen in one of the FF forums in quite some time. Well done