Lets discuss FFVIII in rap

[Shin Gouken]

Your not aloud to talk normally in this thread, you have to rap. c'mon people


Now wait wait wait, just hold on a minute
i like number 8 i'll tell you all about it
its a love story see, between a boy and girl
and defeating an evil sorceress out to rule the world
you play a hero named squall whos a funny kind of guy
he's got issues and an attitude that makes you want to cry
but seifer is my fave he's got style and attitude
he's a really cool guy, c'mon he's a dooooood
Now its your turn to rap, you know its kinda hot
c'mon people have a go, show me what you got

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

ok ok now im gonna tell u this
ive got a gameboy in my pocket and some bling on my fist
i might be gangsta but im not stupid
ff8 kicks ass and im about to introduce u to it:
Irvine is a guy who likes to pop a cap in yo ass
sure he acts bad but he really only passes some gas
he hits on all the ladies and now i see
this is why he will never make the top three
now Rinoa is a girl who is fine as hell
she walks around flirtin like she's under a spell
but when i get to the end of the game
i found out its true and i have no shame
even though it took me about 60 hours in fact
i did everything so i beat the game front and back
now im gonna end my rap cuz i know im phat
now it's somebody else's turn now i want u to rap

[Shoeberto]

Man don't be talkin' like you gotta big blade
G-soljuhs ain't fightin' they just throwin a nade
Get my rank up so I be gettin' paid
This bucket ain't bad but it ain't an escalade

Yo Cid, what cho deal?
Rollin' on to Timber, I'm gonna need some wheels
Can't ride a train, man, that thing's a pain
Who's that dude Laguna? Who's that chick named Raine?




All right I'm done.
edit: And I must say, thank you for providing me with the most entertaining thread I've seen in one of the FF forums in quite some time. Well done

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

dude, that was sweet. bustin rhymes everywhere. we should have a gangsta group homie!

[My name is...something..?]

Wow.
Just wow.
Too bad I can't rap or I'd be all over this.

[Markus. D]

And I hope you feel its gain
Hope you don’t forget its name
For the cause It claimed
the reason I played, tell me, was it all in vain?
I walk with squall and chain
its liberi fatali I sang.

And the man would say
...

Coz they don't wanna hear
7 fans dont wanna hear
But its loud and clear
And its deep inside my soul.
8 is the best and so it seems the truth is spoke, spoke.


(altered lyrics of a certain song... It wouldve sounded lamer then it does now if I made it up from scratch)

[FinalCetra]

I can't rap either, but I am gonna try.

Now yo, theres a game called FF8,
It may be a love story, but don't hate,
It's got love, action, trajedy, one of the best FFs made!
It even features squall and his kick-ass gunblade!

And Rinoa with her dog, she's chillin in blue,
And even lttle Seplphie, and her low cut skirt too!
Layin in wait is irvine with his gun;
he's a sniper, number ONE!

Then there's Quistice with her whip,
her and the 'Trepies' add some hip,
And the martial artist, his name is Zell,
And he'll send all you homeies straight to hell!

[daniel kid]

i dissagree with some of the things you said dude kickass game,best ff made no no non on on nono nonon on on o no noon nono non no
etc
xD

[boys from the dwarf]

this is one of the best games ever made.
clouds sword aint got nothin on sqalls gunblade!
irvine with his hat and his badass gun
and zell always eating them hotdog buns.
its double F 8 dont forget that name
FF8s story wil drive you insane.
FF8s great so listen to this,
even though its a love story you better not dis.

funnest thread ever. i never have tried to rap before but im suprised how well ive done.

[McLovin']

Final Fantasy 8
It's so great
With Bahamut and Cid
who you gonna kid?
And the rivalry with Seifer and Squall
Makes ya head bounce off the wall
So you wannta call Square and say "More, more, is that all?"
With the Ragnarok, SeeDs and Garden too
This is the Final Fantasy for me and you!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

yeah some of u need to do one thing, try and make ur lines the same length so u don't have to say words longer to make them sound the same length.

[Shoeberto]

Ya'll say eight is great, but yo noobs
I don't care if Rinoa has fantastic boobs
Just don't say I said that to a girl some call Rubes
'cause then I'd need to be investin' in hand lubes.

Werd.

[Markus. D]

yeah some of u need to do one thing, try and make ur lines the same length so u don't have to say words longer to make them sound the same length.

yeah you of you need to do one thing, try and make your lines the anti-engrish length so you don't have to say words shorter to make them sound the same length!

[Mittopotahis]

Yo Yo, Sup me homies? This is my rap.

Bah Bah Black Squall, have you any heart?
No punk, No punk, screw yourself.
Thats not very nice of you young man.
I said go away before I take your lamb.

Bah Bah black Rinoa, have you any brain?
Yes Sir, Yes sir, more than you.
I can read the future and do lots stuff.
And have a cool limit break with my dog.

Bah Bah black Selphie, have you any dignity?
Oh-no, umm-um, I don't know.
I always make a fool of myself
by singing about trains and talking gibberish.

Bah Bah black Zell, have you any idea?
Yes I do, And its ON YOUR FACE! *punches*

Bah Bah black black Ze..*punches*

Bah Bah black Quistis, isn't Blue magic cool?
Yes it is and I have it all.
There is nothing you can do about it.
Apart from making me attack myself with Degenerator.

Bah Bah black Irvine, have you any girl?
Yes I have about 18 girls.
What are their names, please tell us all.
Selphie, Selphie, Selphie, Rinoa, Selphie, Selphie Selphie and Quistis Selphie.

Don't ask, its my lame attempt at being funny.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

yeah you of you need to do one thing, try and make your lines the anti-engrish length so you don't have to say words shorter to make them sound the same length!

at least i can rap! i can flow biach. simple as that. and when mine have long lines and don't match there is a rythm that makes them work, uinlike urs. i can tell these things. so there.