Headbutt someone.
Kneecap someone.
Call in the RA and blow the place.
Headbutt someone.
Kneecap someone.
Call in the RA and blow the place.
The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"
all id have to do is punch ppl
the game of deaths is mine to play but the game of life belongs to another entirely
I would use some drunken-fist style moves on him. With each swig of beer I take, I can use a new attack! *hic*
Sissy slaps $nick.
Asks $nick for his phone number.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Take a break and drink a beer.
Originally Posted by Lost Number
grab a glass ash-tray and swing it for his face, it will smash to pieces, and yet so will his face...
Str8 Pimpin'
I'd take a pool stick, hit someone, then run away.
I would punch somguy in the face never a woman only men and then I would improvise from there.
hmmmmm, wreak havoc with Meteor!!!!
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Run like Hell!
Owen made this sig. R.I.P.
Grab my mates and get the hell out....
Well heres two for you, this one is for a guy. First id drop kick them, then wait until they got back up, then pull out my nunchaku, an give there face a fine beating with them. Then id kick them in the groin, then the shin, then a swift kick to the stomach, then id do a trip on them, then id stamp on their stomach a few times, then their nose, breaking it in the process, before finally stamping straight across their mouth, and taking out all their front teeth. Then id flip back towards the door, an then leave. Now heres one for a girl. First it would be right hook, left hook, right hook, then id roundhouse her, then drag them back up in a headlock, then poke them in the eyes, then grab them by the back of the hair, and repeatedly slam their face into the bar. Then as they fell to the floor in a bloody mess id give them one last swift kick to the stomach, then strut out.
I cannot fit into the door of the bar due to my size. I wish to be part of it!
some smurfed up ppl in this thread
Honestly I only drink at home, so if I'm getting in a fight then it's a home invasion. In which case, I'll cry, because I like my privacy.
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