There is a long tradition of staff scapegoating. The torch has passed through the hands of such staffers as Citizen Bleys, Shlupquack, and most recently Leeza. If eestlinc wishes such an honor and curse at the same time, he must change a few things. However, if the most recent staff evaluations are indictive of anything, then he is indeed headed in the right direction.
Every other day.
Keep it in the bedroom, just like everyone else should.