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Thread: Love means nothing to a tennis player.

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    Default Love means nothing to a tennis player.

    Yeah, as the title is one, what are some of the great one liners you know?

    Simple enough. They can be funny, ironic, punny, or whatever works.

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    copy paste, duh!!
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    Its time to blast off into the wide world of doing nothing!

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    I heard this the other day on TV.

    Female officer: "Sir! Our shields have been penetrated!"
    Captain: "I'll penetrate YOU"

    btw bipper Cricket>Tennis

    WASIM AKRAM!!!

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    That isn't a one liner btw. A one liner cannot rely on any pre-dialog. They must be self standing, and make sence. They should not be more than a sentance; but I personally don't care if they are

    I don't like tennis, and I have barley even heard of cricket. Tennis wins by default!

    Reine; Bipper > all

    lol mulley, nice reference to the greatest thread in eoff history

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    Wasim > all

    Kyono will back me up!

    Anyway, to think of a true one liner then...

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    Your a cool wave in an ocean of awesomeness
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    Well AARON!! XD ~ crashNUMBERS


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    A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark.

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    "you're my..pimp..dad..asshat and god"

    What a friend said to me xD

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    As a tennis player, that thread title is like a slap in the face to me.

    Here's a neat one liner.

    [q]Those who do remember tradition will find new ways to screw it up.
    - Charles Wolfe[/q]

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    My favourite:

    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In my office I have a work station...

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    isn't that a line from Wimbeldon - the movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mittopotahis
    My favourite:

    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In my office I have a work station...
    I posted this on my door @ work. /win

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