My old guidance councilor was really, really weird. He was this tall and shaped like a pear. We called him Baloo because his appearances and his voice was just like Baloo. Unfortunately he was not as enjoyable and nice as the actual Baloo...

I remember once in Danish class where we were learning about commercials and we were watching a TV commercial with clear sexual undertones, and suddenly he just opened the classroom door, peeped in, and said: "That is my favourite commercial of all time, hehe", and then he left. The entire class was just silent for a moment before we all started to laugh out loud.

I guess he was okay as an actual guidance councilor, though... just a strange, bitter, and very weird man.