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    Girls aren't really time and money. That's just a stereotypical view of it. Perhaps it is correct for mediocre girls...but not all girls are the same. ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun
    Girls aren't really time and money. That's just a stereotypical view of it. Perhaps it is correct for mediocre girls...but not all girls are the same. ;P
    I wouldn't mind getting a girl freind without putting any time into it. ANd hey, I'm cheap. A free girlfreind would rock. You should show me these people you you speak of.

    And to whoever Said Girls = Time + Money, I shall prove you wrong. If you put one only a few cents, you go down from their. Same if its only a few seconds. Thosw would garuntee Loss. If you put in twenty hours a week and five dolars, you have a lot of time, but the little money means no go. And one dollar compared to a hundred is very disportianate, as a hundred is clearly worth more than a hundred times that. Though the Time X Money is more accurate, It to isn't accurate. So lets try a quadratic equation for it.

    Girsl - (-B^2 +/- SquareRoot(2B-4(AC)))/2A

    B=the Number of Girls
    A=Time in hours
    C=Money in dolars.

    Lets Say you wan't two girls, devote twenty hours a weak, and have five hundred dollars.

    (-4 +/- Squareroot(4-40,000)/20
    (-4+199.99)/20
    9.79

    This is the probablility that it will work. %9.79 Percent. Note that I have based this formula on absolutely nothing. Thank you.

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    Not all girls are evil, I may be many things but I have not as of yet, been called evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Wolf
    Credit to Desert Wolf for showing you all the formula in the "Teletubbies are evil" thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Number
    Actually, I put the Women=Evil thing in the Teletubbies thread.
    Sorry, but the "Girls are Evil" joke forumla has been around LONG before there even were any Teletubbies in existence. The "Teletubbies are Evil" joke formula was copied from this one as they replaced "Girl" with "Teletubbie". If you want to credit someone it needs to go to someone that came up with it before I was in high school.
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    I like to think of girls as an investment.

    Time + Money = Cooked meals + A tidy house + Someone to blame the accidents that happen on the toilet when someone is slightly off-target.
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    If the best thing you can get your woman to do for you, is cook your meals, and tidy your house, you need a new woman.

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    Pfft. Who needs a tidy house.

    And nobody's gonna do my cooking but me. I'm so good at it, I can't go back to regular cooking.*

    *Note: Arrogance. Whee.

    Still. I do my own cooking. I like it.


    Anyway, I saw this thing a long time ago, but I don't remember where. You could really say the same thing of anything that requires monetary investment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS
    Time + Money = Cooked meals + A tidy house...
    Dude, this isn't the 1950s.
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    Women arent evil, their conniving, manipulative, and deceitful, but not evil.

    jus kiddin, I love all women.

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    SINCE WHEN IS EVIL EVER PART OF A MATHMATICAL/SCIENTIFIC EQUATION HUH!?!?!?!?!????

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
    THEY HAVE CUDDIES!
    Dude, cooties are nothing. It's that new strain you have to worry about: Cooties Type B. They just ran an article on it in Scientific American. Don't you know ANYTHING?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTaker*
    jus kiddin, I love all women.
    Even the ones that will steal your soul, rip out your beating heart, and devour both with a side dish of other various organs?
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    Girls arent evil :P
    And you guys cost time and money too y'know, but we're fine with that

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    I'm only evil if you piss me off. If you're a good little boy I'll be nice.
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    Girls aren't evil at all.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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