What are your favorite quotes from anyone?


The quotes you post are only limited to the forum rules. The quote you post may be funny, sophisticated, random, or anything. It just has to be one of your favorite quotes. And state why you like it, too.

My favorite quote would have to be: "Timmy, you are banned for asking this stupid question." - Kawaii Ryukishi. I find it funny because people laugh when something unfortunate happens.

So, what are your favorite quotes?