"Life is like a bag of chips. You try to think your special by salting yourself, but that just makes them want to eat you more." - I made it up. u.u
"Helping others is the most satisfying form of greed." - Again, I made it up, but I heard the basic meaning from my brother.
"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."
"Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."
"Whats your problome dude!" to which I reply "...where should I start and how much time do we have?"
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
On tradition:
''Those who do remember it will find new ways to screw it up.''
- Charles Wolfe
On weakness:
''There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on...''
- Barret Wallace, Final Fantasy VII
On free will:
''My life is a chip in your pile! Ante up!''
- Setzer Gabbiani, Final Fantasy VI
On objectivity:
''What is good, Phaedrus, and what is not good.. Need we anyone to tell us these things?''
- Robert Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Probably something Black Mage said in 8-Bit Theater
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
"Nobody dies in this movie, they just get really big booboos" - George of the Jungle.
Cant make an omlet without... blowing up a forest!Originally Posted by Rengori
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
"In my travels I've made an extrodinary discovery, from the beggining of time, man has looked out into the heavans and truly believed that the end of the Universe was out in space. But thats not true, for I have seen the end of the Universe, and it happens to be in the United States. And oddly enough, its in Houstan Texas. I know, I was Shocked To. Imagine My surprise when I left a comedy club one day and I walked to the end of the block, and there on one corner was a starbucks. And across the street from that starbucks, in the exact same building as that starbucks, was another Starbucks. I looked back and forth thinking the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. But there was a starbucks across from a starbucks. And that my friends, is the end of the Universe. People say how do you know? And i saw Go there! Stand between those two starbucks and look at your watch. Time Stands Still. And if you look this way, and look at only the one starbucks you Immidiatly think that when I turn around, there can't possibley be another starbucks behind me, no body can be that stupid. And if there was a just and loving god he wouldn't allow this kind of thing to happen. So then you turn around slowly thinkin you'll see a Denny's, or a Gap, or a mobile Station. And theres a Starbucks! People asked if there are too many starbucks, No we know.When you build a starbucks across from another starbucks, that it, game over.
-Lewis Black
"Oooooh Beeeeeny, your'e on the wrong side of the riiiiiver!" Brendan Frasier in the movie "The Mummy"
"We came, We saw, We conquered" Julius Ceaser
nick lachey:...it (a dead rat) was all like,stiff and rigor-mortised.
jessica simpson:RIGOR-WHO?
the best jessica simpson quote ever.
"no,try not.do,or do not.there is no try."
-yoda,star wars episode v:the empire strikes back
my sig,too (of course).
"I'll tell you one thing... The truly mighty ones don't flaunt their power. How can I describe it to you? The sly eagle hides its claws."
-Zidane Tribal, Final Fantasy IX
"Inhale the joy and suffering and then exhale."
"I will do today what others wont so tommorow I can have what others can't"
"The grass is always greener on the otherside..."
[q=Tommy Cooper]Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.[/q]
First they came for the Jews,
and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists,
and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
Pastor Martin Niemöller
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
- Sometimes, you just aren't meant to get things
- I'm a girl, just not a very good one
- I long for the day where chickens can cross the road without their motives beings questioned
- roses are red, violets are blue, this doesnt ryme, sorry about that.
- this is me in a nutshell, help me, I'm in a nutshell!
- before you critisize a person, walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
- To make a mistake is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
- The Internet is proof that a million monkeys with a million typewriters can't write Hamlet.
- life is a bucket of woodshaving, unless the bucket is a pale, then it's a pale of wood savings.
- no matter how good you are at something, there is always about a million people better than you.
- i help in the kitchen, i eat!
- i hate to argue the navigation sysytem lady, she gets so cross
- everything in this room is edible, even me, but that my friends is called canibalisim
- 'i bet i know what you're thinking' *her but looks like two pringles hugging* 'no you don't' *my butt looks like two pringles hugging in these pants*
- if you stand on your head, and squint at it, it looks like it says gulable
- whats the difference between pencil? Orange, because motobike dont HAVE doors!
- i was told to trust nothing with a smaller brain than me, and you wonder why i don't tell you these things.
These were the first quotes to come to mind ^_^
there's no I in team, but there is in pie, as in meat pie, and meat is an anogram of team
The one is Tai-Tis sig
there's no I in team, but there is in pie, as in meat pie, and meat is an anogram of team
I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything
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