Any good toasts?

[eestlinc]

I always say "to our homelands" and that seems to earn me the most points.

[Lindy]

Prost!

Keep eye contact or it's seven years bad sex.

[escobert]

"I poor some out 4 me homiez!"

[Madame Adequate]

I had some great toast not two hours ago.

'Course, the cheese and ketchup went some way to helping that.

But the toast itself was good. Nice and crunchy and hot, without being blackened or overdone.

I'm good toast. [/Bad pun'd]

I don't know whether this qualifies you for death or betrothal.

Either way, I'm going to bed.

[escobert]

"There are several good reasons for drinking
and one has just entered my head.
If a man can't drink when he's living,
then how the hell can he drink
when he's dead?"

"In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good wine,
lest we be dry
and any other reason why."

[Rengori]

BoB loves Gooey Toast.

[Captain Maxx Power]

"Here's to everyone who shall so much as tip their glasses to another"

[Giga Guess]

I'm good toast. [/Bad pun'd]

No, I don't, actually. :/

Oh good lord....

[Hawkeye]

Good food,
good meat,
good god,
let's drink!

Or... (for a marriage)

Friends don't let friends get divorced.

[Nod]

Here's to you.
Here's to me.
And if by chance you dont agree, smurf you and here's to me!

[Spammerman]

A toast to good toasts.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

List them here - they can be original or ones you've heard before.

I'll give one you've probably heard.

"Some champagne for all my real friends and some real pain for all my sham friends."

I have a few more toasts, but they're rather lewd or only funny in context.

songs dont count

[Mitch]

"And now, a man who needs no introduction"







go Futurama!

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

At a wedding by the best man.
"We all know why we're here, we all know what we're here for, so now I'm done and I'm off to get drunk."