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    Default Any good toasts?

    List them here - they can be original or ones you've heard before.

    I'll give one you've probably heard.

    "Some champagne for all my real friends and some real pain for all my sham friends."

    I have a few more toasts, but they're rather lewd or only funny in context.

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    "A toast, to the emperor. Long live Kishi!" (Kishi gulps poison) "Ahhh, TASTY!" and Kishi then drops dead. We then find out it was extract of Llama, and Kishi transforms into a Llama and is captured by a fat guy to save the empire!

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    Actually, it's Emperor Psy, thanks to a game of Monopoly gone wrong. >:\

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    A Toast to this forum (it's new to me though but it seems kwool)

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    I love french toast, can't stand peanutbutter toast cereal.

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    Um, i guess that works too, lol

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    I'm good toast. [/Bad pun'd]

    No, I don't, actually. :/


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    We may never see tomorrow, so lets get pissed!
    Toast from 'Nam.
    The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"

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    Toast to what ever is good

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    "If I could say a few words...I'd probably be better at saying toasts."

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    "To good friends, good health, and good times."

    My New Years toast.

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess
    "To good friends, good health, and good times."

    My New Years toast.
    I tried to say that, but it was spoiled pear juice. "To good friends, good health, and this pear juice SUCKS!"

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    "To tomorrow, may it bless us all."

    Heard that somewhere.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quiznos makes the best toasted sandwiches.

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    "Here's to 20 years of sleeping in different rooms."

    Wee I'm funny
    eh?

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