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Hey welcome have a cookie
Angelic Demon child
hello and welcome.
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Since I think my last post in a newbie thread was far too awesome to be wasted on a closed thread, I'll just post the exactly same crap again in this newbie thread.
Welcome to EoFF! Before posting, it's important that you read the FAQ:
Ultima Shadow's faq
User Maintenance
Q: Why should I register?
A: Because you get an awesome, yet completely unimportant "custom title" when you've been registered for 8 months.
Q: I like cookies!
A: Milkshake is better.
Q: How do I clear my cookies?
A: Clear? You're supposed to EAT them!!!
Q: How can I change the information in my profile?
A: Magic.
Q: What is the signature for?
A: It's cool, awesome and hot.
Q: I lost my password, what can I do?
A: Panic! There's not much else to do, really...
Q: What about those custom ranks under people’s names?
A: They are the reason you registered. I already mentioned them earlier.
Q: How do I put one of those little pictures under my name?
A: NO! STAY AWAY! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Q: What are the buddy and ignore lists?
A: Buddy list: Pointless. Ignore list: Rather pointy! OMFG! I'm sooo witty!
General Forum Usage
Q: What are the general rules of EoFF?
A: Well...
1) Hentai > Porn. If you dissagree, you'll be eaten alive by tentacle monsters!
2) Always think of the member "Ultima Shadow" as your god.
3) Ultima Shadow is better than you at Super Smash Bros Melee. If you disagree, you'll get spanked by Sheik's F-Air.
4) Ultima Shadow is better than you at games in general. If you disagree, you'll get your ass kicked by a beaver.
5) You may eat breakfast while posting at EoFF, but you may NOT eat breakfast AFTER posting at EoFF.
6) Always wash your hands after posting.
7) If you read the spoiler, you'll get (SPOILER)BANNED!!!
Q: Are introduction threads allowed?
A: No, but newbie threads are! LOLZ!!!1111111111
Q: Argh, I have questions. Help me.
A: So what? I have millions of unanswered questions like, for example, "why does the universe exist?" And "why can't I find more pics of that hot anime babe?" And "why do I post long, unexpected and unnecessary posts in newbie threads?"
...but will someone ever "help me" and answhere those questions? No, probably not. So stop moaning about having 1 unanswered, unimportant and silly question.
Q: Can I search the forum?
A: Sure, go ahead.
Q: Can I send email to other members?
A: Yup.
Q: What is Private Messaging?
A: What is water? Seriously, don't ask obivious questions.
Q: How do I use the Member List?
A: I'm too lazy to answear this question. Sad? Yes. Do I care? Nope.
Q: How do I use the calendar?
A: You don't.
Q: What are announcements?
A: Doesn't matter, because nobody ever reads them anyways.
Q: How do I rate a thread?
A: By giving it 5 stars.
Q: Where can I find the RSS feed?
A: The what?
Q: What are referrals?
A: None of your buisness.
Q: What are the various thread display options?
A: "Normal" mode.
Reading and Posting Messages
Q: Are there any special codes/tags I can use to markup my posts?
A: [CENSURED][/CENSURED]
Q: What are smilies?
A:
Q: Code Buttons and Clickable Smilies.
A: Beavers and Deadly Mushrooms.
Q: How do I create and vote in polls?
A: Step 1: create them. Step 2: vote in them. There, you're done! That wasn't too hard, now was it?
Q: What Are Attachments?
A: Drugs.
Q: What are message icons?
A: Something else.
Q: Can I edit my own posts?
A: Only if you can find the edit button.
Q: What Are Cid’s Knights?
A: They are like Shinra. They get in the way.
Q: Why have some of the words in my post been blanked-out?
A: They have been smurfed!
Q: What is email notification?
A: Something annoying and entierly pointless.
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Stay away from all the normal people
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