I look at my own willie with admiration and adoration.
I look at my own willie with admiration and adoration.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
Originally Posted by War Angel
Must....resist....hitting.....on fellow.....member......
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No, really, why look at anything else other than it? I mean, it's a really good oppurtunity to check it out, see how much it changed from last time I saw it, say a few words, and then wheel it back in and zip.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
I tend to look at the back wall of the urnial...nice and safe.
Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!
Because urinating infront of other people is vulgar. So thats why I think they are sick. If I knew when I walked in the womens toilets that there could be women with their privates out, id never use a public toilet again.Originally Posted by Rengori
If there are five of them one-person urinals in the toilet the first guy will go in and go to the furthest one away. The second guy that comes in will go to the one furthest away from the other guy. The third guy that comes in will head straight for the middle one. Then the fouth guy is pretty much screwed.
Im such a bad aim Im forced to look down for the safety of others....
Heck yes!I was once in this really swanky men's toilet, and I noticed that they had the front page from the day's newspaper put up above each urinal. That's classy.
I just stand there bored, but if there are other people I use the stall. I have this privacy thing.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
Its not a ritual, you go in, drain the snake and leave. Proper etiquette is to go in the urinal furthest from the nearest man, if its a packed house dont sweat it, just look up, or at the pipes or preferably at your own package, never look at the other man or at his package because I dont know about everyone else but this makes me uncomfortable, which impedes the reason Im in the bathroom the first place. You dont talk while your doing it. I hate it when someone tells me how beautiful it is outside while im goin. Wash your hands and bounce.
There are no cubicles, it's a mens toilet.Originally Posted by Anaisa
We call em stalls, their are stalls in a mans restroom. A cubicle is were you work.Originally Posted by Anaisa