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    Default A Questoion for my fellow man.

    OK, for the most part, I don't believe that this question will pertain to any women out there, but if, for some crazy odd reason it does, go ahead and help me out here.

    I was in a bathroom taking a wizz the other day, when a friend of mine comes in and goes in the urinal next to me. We are both standing there, pissing, looking up at the ceiling. He said something like, "Nice ceiling, huh?", to which I replied "It's actually kinda nasty." Which it was, sorta, the white was becoming yellow in spots.

    I know what you're thinking, is there a point to this story? Yes, well, maybe not, but I do have a question that pertains to it. Do you look at the ceiling/upper wall area when peeing in a urinal? If so, why?

    Personally, I blame the movies. Every guy who pisses in a urinal in a movie either looks upwards or at the guy next to him. And, when I was at the cinema today, I noticed at the urinal, there was a poster above it for me to look at.

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    I actually stare down at the metal piping right above the urinal.

    But yeah, that's always one of those awkward moments when you don't know what to do with yourself. It's kinda funny, though.

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    Yeah, I do that sometimes too. The pipes are like funhouse mirrors.

    I just realized I spelled question wrong in the title.

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    Yeah that always sucks. I usually just stare at the urinal or wall.

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    I dun talk to people while I piss.
    I also dun look at things
    I avoid public bathrooms like the plague.
    same here
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    I dun believe anyone said anything about talking to people while pissing.

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    I avoid public bathrooms like the plague, but if I'm forced to use one, then I usually just look at the pipes above the urinal.
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    I look at the pipes above the urinal and look at my reflection in them, so funny looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus
    I avoid public bathrooms like the plague, but if I'm forced to use one, then I usually just look at the pipes above the urinal.
    'Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus
    I avoid public bathrooms like the plague, but if I'm forced to use one, then I usually just look at the pipes above the urinal.
    I just avoid the stalls in public bathrooms like the plauge unless it's one of those bathrooms where only one person can be in at a time.

    And I usually just stare at the funhouse mirrors.
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    i usually look at the urenal. I enjoy writing my name with my piss.

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    I either watch myself, look in front of me, or look around.


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    If there's someone peeing beside me, I'll usually take a peek his way.

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    You can take a peek myway anytime big boi

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    when im peeing i normally look down to make sure it's all going into the bowl

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