How do you read sheet music?

[Hawkeye]

You should find a piano teacher and a piano and start taking lessons. That's the best way to go about it.

To become proficient at reading sheet music can take years.

Spoken from truth. You can't just go online and expect to learn how to read music that easily. You need some hands on experience so you know what you're talking about.

That or take a high school music class, like band.