Touchy!Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Is it obivious? See, hormones! Sex on the brain! Sex isnt everything.Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Touchy!Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Is it obivious? See, hormones! Sex on the brain! Sex isnt everything.Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Don't worry. ;____; I'll always be the little girl dreaming to find a man worth giving the flower of my love to. He'll treat me well, I promise. We have DREAMS! Dreams of children and porcupines, I hear their little pitter patter already.Originally Posted by Psychotic
Hi, Cloud4ever and Tifa4Ever! My name is Cum4Ever! Nice tocum onmeet you!
I will now officially post this one 3th and final time:
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The truth was spoken today.Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~Good luck with that youll make it one more week until you have sex. So remember what have we learned.we are waiting for the right time were getting married when we turn 18, i luv you honey. psychotic go away he is mine!
CONDOM
Last edited by Shadow The Red XIII Thing; 01-24-2006 at 01:21 AM.
All of the spamming in this thread stops NOW.
Ultima Shadow, please don't post that in any more newbie threads. I'm really amazed, well maybe not, at how welcoming all of your have been so far. It really gives a great impression of EoFF. [/sarcasm]
Cloud4ever and tifa4eve, welcome to EoFF. Please ignore most of the posts in this thread and stick around for a bit.
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Well then.