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    Quote Originally Posted by tifa4eve
    and rye cloud is not his friend
    Touchy!

    Quote Originally Posted by tifa4eve
    but tifa n cloud luv each other cuz they even did things like maybe sleep together under the airship it's soooo obvious
    Is it obivious? See, hormones! Sex on the brain! Sex isnt everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    My little Ryechu is all growed up. Soon you'll be a-flyin' the nest and a-killin' worms all on your own.
    Don't worry. ;____; I'll always be the little girl dreaming to find a man worth giving the flower of my love to. He'll treat me well, I promise. We have DREAMS! Dreams of children and porcupines, I hear their little pitter patter already.


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    Hi, Cloud4ever and Tifa4Ever! My name is Cum4Ever! Nice to cum on meet you!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~
    Your what, 14, almost 15 and shes 16 and your going on about loving each other. You youngens dont know what love is yet. Love to you teenagers is just good old fashion sex, the state your hormones must be in.
    The truth was spoken today.
    we are waiting for the right time were getting married when we turn 18, i luv you honey. psychotic go away he is mine!
    Good luck with that youll make it one more week until you have sex. So remember what have we learned.
    CONDOM
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    >>> lol.
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    All of the spamming in this thread stops NOW.

    Ultima Shadow, please don't post that in any more newbie threads. I'm really amazed, well maybe not, at how welcoming all of your have been so far. It really gives a great impression of EoFF. [/sarcasm]

    Cloud4ever and tifa4eve, welcome to EoFF. Please ignore most of the posts in this thread and stick around for a bit.
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    this is by far the most amusing thread i have ever seen at eoff;]

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    Well then.

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