Author's Sex?

[MetaphysicalManifestation]

Well now ... I think before I embark on a spot of book-burning in protest against the homosexuality of male authors, I'll address this issue.

You're the type of coarse, unimaginative Jack-the-Lad whose ideas on acceptable male pursuits revolve around lager down the local and chatting up any " bird " unfortunate enough to find themselves the subject of your sordid intentions.
As far as you and your barfly friends are concerned, males aren't allowed to exhibit any kind of creativity or talent - males aren't supposed to be creative or intelligent, because that's the forte of " poofters ".
Really, it's because you're too much of a judgemental waste of time to believe otherwise.

That sounded kind of gay

Anyway, everybody knows truly awesome books are created only through the contribution of two authors of opposite sex.

But then the only truely awesome book I've ever read was Well of Darkness so...