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  • Grow a tail and use it to whip the snakes into submission

    3 9.38%
  • Grow a Kristina and use it to sex the snakes to death

    9 28.13%
  • Leave through the door

    5 15.63%
  • Reflect the sun off your extra greasy hair

    2 6.25%
  • Befriend the snakes and leave for a magical place

    13 40.63%
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    What do you think the best way to escape from a snake pit is?

    1. Grow a tail and use it to whip the snakes into submission
    2. Grow a Kristina and use it to sex the snakes to death
    3. Leave through the door
    4. Reflect the sun off your extra greasy hair
    5. Befriend the snakes and leave for a magical place
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    Its got to be number 5.

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    Bore the snakes by talking about how 'good' Sony is. Immedialty the snakes' heads will blow up because they just wouldn't be able to endure listening about such crap as Sony.

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    sexing all the way baby

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    #6! although I wanted to pick #2 just to show my love for her! <3
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    #5 cause i don't like the others

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    No.3 Because it's the easiest and shows how dumb you guys are for not realising there is a door in the first place.... (just kiddin')

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch
    What do you think the best way to escape from a snake pit is?

    2. Grow a Kristina Mitch and use it to sex the snakes to death
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    ~Void

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    Sex...but I don't need Kristina's help...

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    Kristina and the Kristinonaughts, obviously.
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    All of the above.
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    why would I want to escape a snake pit?


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    None of the above, but if I told you what I did otherwise I'd have to kill you. Yes, the secret really is that deadly.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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