No.3 Because it's the easiest and shows how dumb you guys are for not realising there is a door in the first place.... (just kiddin')
Grow a tail and use it to whip the snakes into submission
Grow a Kristina and use it to sex the snakes to death
Leave through the door
Reflect the sun off your extra greasy hair
Befriend the snakes and leave for a magical place
No.3 Because it's the easiest and shows how dumb you guys are for not realising there is a door in the first place.... (just kiddin')