None of the above, but if I told you what I did otherwise I'd have to kill you. Yes, the secret really is that deadly.
Grow a tail and use it to whip the snakes into submission
Grow a Kristina and use it to sex the snakes to death
Leave through the door
Reflect the sun off your extra greasy hair
Befriend the snakes and leave for a magical place
None of the above, but if I told you what I did otherwise I'd have to kill you. Yes, the secret really is that deadly.
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