I'm so sick of people saying stuff like 'omgZ caet sith! suxors!!!!11 lol!!11 how does he attak wiht a microfone lol!!!!!!!1'

First off, he doesn't suck. At all.

Secondly, he uses his microphones and megaphones to command the giant mog doll to attack the enemy, and the stronger/louder the microphone/megaphone is, the more the mog doll is compelled to attack, and the more damage is done.