What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
Brown. Get it? Ahaha... what?
What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
Brown. Get it? Ahaha... what?
Please, don't crack jokes on her. You shouldn't do that on a dead person (especially one we admired so much). Yes, her eyes are brown, but please, don't do that again.Originally Posted by Doomgaze
Is that your final answer?
I grew up about 2 hours from where the shuttle took off. It was a huge deal here. And when we lost Columbia too. I was only about three or four, but I remember all my preschool teachers showing on the TV and everyone was crying. When they explained to us that people died and some kids wouldn't have their Mommies or Daddies anymore, it made all of us cry...
This is for your insolence. I'll piss on whoever's grave I want.
Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
A: "What's this button do?"
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?
A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts
Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.
Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common?
A: They both should have stayed on the pad.
Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common?
A: They're all looking for a tight seal.
Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.
Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to
be a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll
have a rated officer onboard.
Q: What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common.
A: They both went down on the challenger.
Q: Did you hear that they are sending up another teacher on the next
shuttle mission?
A: She's going to be a substitute.
Grrrrr...
Is that your final answer?
That's not cool!
Yo ho ho ho...!!
Yeah, exactly, that's right! Hey, do you know how I can reach the McAuliffe family?
Is that your final answer?
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