Yuna looked around, wondering who the hell yoursel was
Yuna looked around, wondering who the hell yoursel was
there was a picture here
And there stood yoursel, a dozen yards off. His dirty blonde hair was blowing in the wind, the sun kissing his bronzed skin, which only accentuated his neon pink banana hammock.
And Yuna spotted Yoursel, and said "you look like Tidus." Then she went over to Yoursel and ate him. "You taste like Tidus too!"
Yoursel decided to wait and be digested and was never heard from again.
Yuna got dressed and began walking the streets at 4 am...
And Yoursel gave Yuna major gas and Yuna couldn't stop dropping ass for the rest of the day.
Rikku said "Yuna stop dropping ass!" And Yuna got mad and ate Rikku. She then ate Paine, and everyone in the world. But then...
Yuna had sexual intercourse with a cactuar, called Mr. Needles, thus rendering 50% of fanfiction obsolete. Then she gave birth to a half-cactuar, quarter-human, quarter-Al Bhed. His name was Andrew. Andrew was very rebellious, in fact he hated Yuna and Mr. Needles, and would often inform them of this before running upstairs to his room and slamming the door. BUT SUDDENLY...
Mr. Needles lost all of his needles, which was very tramatic for Yuna, because now she was with Mr. Needles, but he had no needles.
Needless (hoho!) to say, Mr. Needles was no longer able to be the Archduke of the Cactuars, and was forced to retire to a luxury villa in Kilika, paid for with Cactuar state taxes, of course.
Andrew decided to follow in his father's footsteps, and ran for Archduke of the Cactuars, but his electoral opponent, Barry von Evilstein, used a dirty campaign, linking Andrew with several cocaine and hooker scandals. Andrew eventually lost the election, and was crestfallen. He decided to call his mother, who had recently vomitted out Rikku and Paine from when she had ate them, and she showed up with YRP, and they decided to assassinate Barry von Evilstein, the new Archduke of the Cactuars...
But they didn't know that Barry von Evilstein was actualy Yousel, whom Yuna had vommited out as well during one of her drinking binges where she can't remember anything.
Yuna was forced to fight against her lost love, Yoursel, in an epic duel to decide the fate of the cactuar people. Not that they were people, but Yuna assured them that if she won, she would campaign for them to have the right to call themselves people.
Yoursel taunted Yuna, calling her a fishmonger's daughter, and a sugar skater, but Yuna did not take the bait. Instead, she...
.. ate an Ochu and threw it up accidnetly on Yoursel. Then...
The ochu proceded to take a giant dump on yuna. paine says 'your looks haven't changed much then' so Yuna stabs her in the heart with the DAGER OF JUSTISE and Paine dies
Rikku then makes out with Yuna while brother films on his video phone. After he finishes filming, he goes below deck for some action when
there was a picture here
he notices that LeBlanc and Paine were wrestling each other naked on his bed and filmed some more
Vaan - "Hey, you!"
Penelo - "Yeah, you! The one reading this sig at this very moment!"
Vaan - "Interested in playing FFXII International Zodiac Job system?"
Ashe - "But you have no knowledge of the Japanese language?"
Fran - "....We could help...."
Balthier - "That's right, Fran! Just click on Crossblades' thread on the very bottom of this signature and it will show you all license grid translations, magicks and tecks locations, and other changes that were made!"
Basch - "Don't forget though. Swap Magic is needed to play this game if you don't own a japanese PS2."
Vaan - "Also remember that if you played the original, you'll have an easier time playing the international version. We hope you enjoy the International Zodiac Job System experience. See ya then!"
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ther-info.html
yes, you heard me right, LeBlanc was wrestling a corpse.
Brother then proposes to LeBlanc, and they get married the next half hour, but OH NO! guess what happens next.
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