I have 261 threads started that still exist.
25 have been closed.
Of those, 12 are in the archive.
One is in the staff forum and was closed, probably by yams, for no reason whatsoever. edit: after looking at that thread, haha, I see why it was closed.
Two are classic and should be archived because they are funny:
<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=54823>Why do people say Kishi is a robot?</a>
<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=72742>I was just trying to wish Big D a happy birthday. And make fun of RSL.</a>