Zombies!!!

[Captain Maxx Power]

I ain't kidding:

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Linky.

So yeah, turns out zombies are real. Are you freaked out yet?

(SPOILER)PS I'm kidding, please play along

[Psychotic]

As I have stated many, many times on EoFF (I think, like, two!) it is one of life's ambitions to make out with a zombie.

Freaked out? No. Lustful? Heck yes.

[Rye]

Whoa, that is so cool! xD

[Pauten]

Was'nt that story a joke?
Look at the date of the report.

[Old Manus]

As long as we have women in skimpy clothing armed with handguns we will be safe

[SammieBabe]

Kick ass... Can we train one to walk and say "STARS...MMuuuaaahhhh!!!!"

[Zeldy]

Im petrifyed of Zombies

[Shlup]

Don't do that to me! I was so scared I pee'd a little!

[Lost Number]

Zombies. I know they exist. I have battled them, fought them many times. Take pump action shotgun, undead freaks! Mwahahaha.

[Jebus]

Those Cambodians had damn well better share the samples with the rest of us. A viral agent that can restart the heart? The medical applications could be amazing, and I rather doubt the quality of the facilities in a country that still has Malaria outbreaks.

Also, if the samples are destroyed, then I shall forever hold a vendetta against all parties responsible.

[NeoTifa]

lol i agree. but what if they do use it as a weapon and try to invade us O.O omigawd!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shoden]

it's always the Cambodians aint it? lucky gits, they always get the cool transformations. What next Super Saiyan Nigerians?

I laughed at that report and was gutted when it turned out.

[yunafan11]

Thats kinda lame. haha.

[NeoTifa]

i wanna be like alice

[childroland]

I love zombies.
"I opened the door and they were on the other side"-Leon reacounts the Raccon city incident