Name everyone you can BillyBob!
or
Name Griever "My Ass" for the battle with ultimecia. ("My Ass!!! Make them bleed!" "The most powerful GF of all, My Ass!!!" "I shall junction myself...unto My Ass!!" and when discussing the ring they may say something funny). Squall=Rinoa Rinoa=Squall, Angelo=Ifrit, Shiva=some fun STD of course, Ifrit=Shiva, Quezacotl=Siren, Siren=Doomtrain, Cactuar=Diablos, Diablos=Carbuncle, Carbuncle=Pandemona, Pandemona=Quezacotl, Brothers=The Ambiguously Gay Duo, Tonberry=Eden, Doomtrain=Cactuar, Bahamut=Brothers...and well you get the point.
Have fun with that.