Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Nino Brown]

This doesn't involve any one from EoFF except good ol' me! So let me give you a little background:

I (Nino) was riding in my friends 99 Mustang (V6 - manual transmission) around town. He ws driving about 85 MPH and heading toward some railroad tracks.

Nino - *taps Vic on the shoulder* You know there's Railroad tracks ahead?

Vic - *keeps eye on road* Yeah..

Vic jumps the tracks and both of our heads hit the top. He lands about 10 feet behind the stop sign. There is a car to the left of us about to proceed. Vic slams his breaks on the instant he lands and fishtails around the corner. It smelt like burnt rubber for a while...

So we go to our friends house and begin to tell him the story.



Here come's the funny part. We have a friend named Zeeshan, who is from Pakistan.

Me and Vic are telling the story to our other friends.

Justin - Hey Victor, your crazy.

Vic - I'm gonna race out my car.

Justin - You know that Zeeshan wants to race you in his Eclipse.

Vic- Yeah right! Zeeshan will need to strap a jet engine onto his car to beat me!!!!!!

Nino - Pffft!!!!!!!! You think anyone will let Zeeshan near a Jet to get that engine??? I think not.


No disrespect to Zeeshan or anyone at all. I was just kidding around, but it was a funny quote.

[Ally]

Okay, it was in #FFLegend, but meh.

Scottie> Ally likes to suck
Doomgaze> they suck
Scottie> up to people
Ally|Bah> ...
Scottie> Sorry, sticky enter key

[Daryl]

Halan> Scott! Why do you always pop in and out!?

[unnecessary dialogue cut out]

Scottie> Do you like it when I pop in and out...in and out?

[BlkKnight]

When I was doing my usuall post-lunch arcade run, someone I know (named David) ended up losing a vs. match of Marvel Superheroes vs. Streetfighter. He then proceded to hit this younger kid (middleschoolish) up for money for another game. The kid, of course didn't want to loan him any, and the following ensued soon after.

< David> I'll sue you.
< Kid> You'll screw me?
< David> Yes.
*a little bit after I interject*
< Me> Do you realized what he just said?
< David> What?
< Me> He said "You'll screw me?" and you said yes.
< David> *to the kid* I'll do it if you want.

Of course all of this was done jokingly

[Mikztsu]

* Master_Vivi closses all Wyll's thread
Master_Vivi> *closes
*** Zephy has joined #eoff
* Wyllius pulls rank and has Raffles Whipped, stripped and thrown into the pit of swety Miks
* Master_Vivi is eaten by a lot of Miks
Wyllius> I'd imagine they'd abuse you before that




Hurtin_Swimmer> I never knew real pain til now
* Master_Vivi is eaten pleasantly
Wyllius> Yes I'd imagine that
*** Shorty has joined #eoff
Wyllius> But have you been impaled up the arse by a rotating Christmas Tree ?

[Awrini]

Geez I just enter the chat and i'm in a quote somethings wrong

Damn Rotating Christmas Tree...

[Mikztsu]

That's the best damn thing ever.

Here, just happened in chat *still laughs* :


*** Pierre_LaFleur is now known as Pablo_Fuentes
Mikzers> No hablo Spanish. Only hablo some other.
Pablo_Fuentes> FiFi monsieur
Rirse> Did you read the chat rules?
Mikzers> No hablo French. *_*
Pablo_Fuentes> well i speak english to
Rirse> - ::------------------------------------::
Rirse> - | RULES |
Rirse> - |No advertising rival servers. |
Rirse> - |No flooding or spamming. |
Rirse> - |No cloning. |
Rirse> - |No unauthorised bots. |
*** Rirse was kicked by irc.ffchat.net (Flooding (Limit is 6 lines per 4 seconds))

(He was trying to point out that no other languages than English)



So ironic...Hehee

[BlkKnight]

This was just something really funny that happened in my appartment.

< Roomate> "I don't mean to sound gay or anything, but could you smell my pants..."

He was really seeing if his pants (not on him) needed to be washed.

[Calliope]

wow jeffers, someone asked me that too

[Dew Drop]

Just a normal chat to Majin_Squall in MSN messenger;

Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
Hehe. Im half Demon *evail dance*
Tiffany says:
*Is insane and scarier than any demon*
Tiffany says:
*Evail dance*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*has been insane for ever*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*insane half demon*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
=P
Tiffany says:
*Pokes you*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*dies*
Tiffany says:
*Is insane half japanese*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is insane part demon part Saiyan part nepalese part ghurka*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*wins*
Tiffany says:
*is insane, half japanese, half american, part scottish, with big b00bs*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is ugly*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
=P
Tiffany says:
*Is bootiful*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Tiffany says:
*Pokes*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is..meep. wins*
Tiffany says:
*Is nice*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is not*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*loses*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
Durn.
Tiffany says:
Meh!
Tiffany says:
*pokes*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*pokes back*

[Squally Leonharty]

Tiffany says:
*is insane, half japanese, half american, part scottish, with big b00bs*

*drools* *hugz*

[Tifa Lockheart]

This was said while in chat:

Aexoden~
"Congratualations Tifa, you've said 359 lines"

o_O;;

[Sakura Yume]

Rexy is Umi_Butterfly btw.

*Rexy sniffs Bella's crotch
*EDIT*
* Rexy licks a crotch instead? XD
Mercedes> .....
Nic|sad> DAMN!
Sonic> Hey Tifa
Frost_Dragon> JUST KICK ME DEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Rexy> That's ... not beastiality?
Alixsar> ...right.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR 's crotch is licked. *_*
TifaLockheart> ...
Frost_Dragon> KICK ME FROM DA CHAT! just this once...please?
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> No, that's not bestiality.
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> That's lesbian sex! ~
Rexy> Ruff Bella. ^_~
Alixsar> ...
TifaLockheart> o_o
Aexoden> Easy way to be kicked: Flood
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR grabs Ashley's leash and drags her off into private chat.

[Squally Leonharty]

<Squally_Leonharty> HEEELLOOOOOHOOOO?
*** crono_logical is now known as cl_out
*** Tovart|eat is now known as Tovart|Away
*** Ally has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Wilko-Away is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
*** Squally_Leonharty is now known as Skwowwy|BUSY




I thought that was funny..

[angel]

Originally posted by Dream Catcher
Rexy is Umi_Butterfly btw.

*Rexy sniffs Bella's crotch
*EDIT*
* Rexy licks a crotch instead? XD
[Mercedes] .....
[Nic|sad> DAMN!
[Sonic> Hey Tifa
[Frost_Dragon> JUST KICK ME DEL!!!!!!!!!!!
[Rexy> That's ... not beastiality?
[Alixsar> ...right.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR 's crotch is licked. *_*
[TifaLockheart> ...
[Frost_Dragon> KICK ME FROM DA CHAT! just this once...please?
[I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> No, that's not bestiality.
[I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> That's lesbian sex! ~
[Rexy> Ruff Bella. ^_~
[Alixsar> ...
[TifaLockheart> o_o
[Aexoden> Easy way to be kicked: Flood
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR grabs Ashley's leash and drags her off into private chat.

i just thought i'd fix that for yah