Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Spatvark]

Originally posted by Wyllius
I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.

I WAS DRUNK.

http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
Oh. My. God.

Bwahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahah... ack.. *coughs... clears throat* ... ahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF???!!!

[Umi Butterfly]

doc_wyllius: *Slaps your face, disorientating you*
umi_butterfly: I have nippons the size of dimes. Just thought you'd like to know.
umi_butterfly: *distracts you.*
doc_wyllius: Nippons?
umi_butterfly: Yes, nippons. Errect nipples.
doc_wyllius: My mind is clouded now, explain xD
doc_wyllius: Ah right.
doc_wyllius: Well done.
umi_butterfly: *Does a good job distracting*
doc_wyllius: Define the size of a dime anyway, We're ignorant to that over 'ere
umi_butterfly: It's when a female has really big errect nipples that you can see through the shirt.
umi_butterfly: *Looks for a picture.*
doc_wyllius: xD
doc_wyllius: That sounds like it hurts then.
doc_wyllius: A lot of power must be in them though if they push into a bra, then shirt

[Mikztsu]

This is what they're (unders) like when they're having having a bad day, and blames their Gods.



Ceridwyn23: Unless you're messing with my mind.
mikztsu2000: Awww.
Ceridwyn23: You are, aren't you?
Ceridwyn23: You fiend.
mikztsu2000: I do mess, but it should'nt affect on that...
Ceridwyn23: You FIEND.
Ceridwyn23: Oh, but it is.
Ceridwyn23: >=\
Ceridwyn23: >=|
Ceridwyn23: >=/
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: Not everything is my fault, ya know.=)
Ceridwyn23: Well, you are godly, yes?
mikztsu2000: Hehee, yes I am. *^_*
mikztsu2000: But I can't always help on eartly stuff.
mikztsu2000: Nor, "dishelp"
Ceridwyn23: That's not true!
mikztsu2000: Aww
Ceridwyn23: Why must I worship you, and you ignore me in my time of need!
Ceridwyn23: You pervert the course of my life, for your own amusement!
Ceridwyn23: You're a sick god.
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: I do what I please.
mikztsu2000: And you shut your mouth.
Ceridwyn23: *speaks*
Ceridwyn23: *shouts*





So cute.=) *manually shuts Cerrers' mouth though*

[musashius]

KewlSkye: Hi!
musashius: I liek swords. =)
musashius: Ayezz!
KewlSkye: I LIEK CARDBOERD BOX!!!!!1
KewlSkye: How are you?
musashius: Goot? You!
musashius: I'm going to invert all my punctuation?
KewlSkye: I'm good. =)
KewlSkye: Okay?
musashius: Oh yeah, bay bee?
KewlSkye: Yeah?
musashius: So... what new with you!
KewlSkye: I've been playing a lot of RO? Have you seen my screenie archive!
musashius: Yes? It is cray-zee talk?
KewlSkye: Cray-zee talk!
musashius: Heh, I haven't been playing RO since my computer got messed up... which is, I think a month ago,,,
musashius: Yesh, cray-zee talk?
musashius: Whoops?? I messed up my comma there?
KewlSkye: Okay? Too bad to hear about your computer? =(
musashius: It should've been "Yesh. cray-zee talk?"
musashius: I know,,, =(
musashius: I've been too lazy to re-install,,, and I don't know why, but it usually takes forever to install,,,
KewlSkye: Is it better now!
KewlSkye: So you like RO again!
musashius: Sorta,,, I just haven't play it for a while?
KewlSkye: Oh? Okay? I don't think I've ever seen you on RO at all,
musashius: Nope? Never? =(
KewlSkye: Yeah. it's sad,
musashius: *teary eyes*
KewlSkye: Do you have a party!
musashius: Yeah. but I bet it disbanded,,,

[Rinoabella]

I have NO IDEA what this conversation was about:

[05:42pm] Del_Snizz> I think you're a nut.
[05:44pm] Kellyellie> Thanks *rolls eyes*
[05:44pm] Del_Snizz> What?
[05:45pm] Kellyellie> Oh, nothing.
[05:46pm] Del_Snizz> Probably.
[05:46pm] Del_Snizz> Wait. That didn't make any sense.
[05:47pm] Kellyellie> I don't expect you to make sense
[05:48pm] Del_Snizz> Good thinkin'.
[05:49pm] Kellyellie> Do I make sense?
[05:49pm] Del_Snizz> I'm not sure.
[05:50pm] Kellyellie> I don't expect you to be sure
[05:51pm] Del_Snizz> Why not?
[05:52pm] Kellyellie> Because you're not
[05:52pm] Del_Snizz> I'm not what?
[05:54pm] Kellyellie> Sure
[05:55pm] Del_Snizz> Sure of what?
[05:55pm] Kellyellie> Making sense
[06:00pm] Del_Snizz> Really?
[06:00pm] Kellyellie> I think so
[06:02pm] Del_Snizz> Good?
[06:02pm] Kellyellie> Yes

[Belladonna Knight]

* Crunchy-Beverage rapes Seifer.
Oh yes......

~Belladonna Knight

[ChibiRinoa]

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist

Originally posted by Wyllius
I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.
I WAS DRUNK.
http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3

Oh. My. God.

Indeed. *raises eyebrow*

[Killy]

-humans taste like Chicken-

[Yu Law]

Originally posted by Black Ninja
-humans taste like Chicken-

Quick question - Black Ninja do you play Tribes 2? xD

[Daryl]

Originally posted by Wyllius:
I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.
I WAS DRUNK.

Heh heh. You should be drunk and record stuff more often. That was... funny.

[Killy]

Originally posted by Wasubu


Quick question - Black Ninja do you play Tribes 2? xD

No, where do you pics strange ideas like that?

ok here is another one:

Friend #1: Hi everybody
Friend #2: Helo
Me: BUUURP.
Friend #1: Are you alright:
Me: BUURP
Friend #1: What where you drinking:
Me:Coke
Friend #1: How much?
Me:I stopped counting after 10

[BlkKnight]

I just had to post this one


BlkKnight says:
see, I am on MSN
Bossk says:
LIes
Bossk says:
I don't see you
Bossk says:
its my computer talking!

Bossk says:
YOUR TRYING TO CONTROL ME

Bossk says:
to give you bypass surgery again
Bossk says:
HAHHAHAH

[Mindflare]

Your average intelligent conversation in EoFF Chat:

[9:36.46pm] < Princess_Maya > roof roof!
[9:36.53pm] < Princess_Maya > ......huh?
[9:36.54pm] < Basket > bark
[9:36.55pm] < Seifer > Pfft....
[9:36.56pm] < Basket > bark
[9:36.57pm] < Basket > meow
[9:36.59pm] < Basket > moo
[9:37.00pm] < Princess_Maya > lol
[9:37.04pm] < Mindy > Oom

[eestlinc]

bndcntn>angel is male?
eestlinc> no, he just pretends to be male, like me
eestlinc> of course, I'm also a pirate
Bella-Evil> You're female, eestlinc?
bndcntn> transvestite pirate?
eestlinc> oh yes

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<Proto> Wyll doesn't scare me.
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> How about Wyll's SWORD?
<Proto> That thing? *laughs* That's nothing
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Yeah, it is pretty small...

<Justanotherguy> Hey, size doesn't matter!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Hsu, you're a pubescent boy. Size ought to mean everything to you!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> You ought to be measuring your unit with a ruler every morning like that lovable rapscallion from "Porky's"!
<Justanotherguy> XD
<Justanotherguy> There's a very distinct mole on the end...

<Proto> Get yourself ready for steamy action boys.
<Justanotherguy> Steamy action boys? Gross.