< Del_Snizz> I was just wondering if your AIM name, Drex Olympus, purposefully contains the secret message "Sex up Dr. Moly."
< Del_Snizz> I was just wondering if your AIM name, Drex Olympus, purposefully contains the secret message "Sex up Dr. Moly."
~*StRaWbErRy DaQuArI*~ says:
10yo sexually fantasizing being with me, oh wonderful joy joy haha
Lord of Bored says:
xD
~*StRaWbErRy DaQuArI*~ says:
lol
Indeed.
Me: I don't care what kind of sick argument you have, you big marshmellow puff. Raping squirrels will never be a good paying job.
[19:07] < Ashi > How big is it, Kildarre?
[19:07] * Wyllius makes Kild eat a Thermonuclear fish
[19:08] *** Rikku has quit IRC (Leaving: )
[19:08] < Cactus > Ashi, you might wanna think about what you just said
[19:08] < Cactus > xD
[19:08] < Ashi > Yeah, I think.
[19:08] < Wyllius > xD
[19:08] < Ashi > Me gets scared.
[19:08] < Wyllius > Well, mabye she's in that sorta mood Simon xD
[19:08] < Master_Vivi > xD
[19:09] *** Flamethrower has left #eoff
[19:09] < Cactus > xD
[19:09] < Ashi > Eh...
[19:09] * Master_Vivi looks strangely at Ashi
[19:09] < Ashi > I could be! *Has no idea what she's talking about*
[19:09] * Cactus looks strangely at Ashi
[19:09] < Kildarre > It's like 4MB or so... 4 minutes long
[19:09] < Wyllius > xD
[19:09] < Ashi > *Coughs*
[19:09] < Kildarre > Like exactly 4 minutes. :P
[19:09] < Wyllius > She might be !
[19:09] < Ashi > Do you think so, Wyll?
[19:09] < Wyllius > xD
[19:09] < Cactus > xD
[19:10] * Master_Vivi quotes
[19:10] < Wyllius > 4 mins of hot song action xD
[19:10] < Wyllius > Yup xD
[19:10] < Cactus > xD
[19:10] < Ashi > Eee!
[19:10] < Kildarre > Oh baby!
[19:10] < Ashi > I'd better listen when my mum is "not" in the room.
[19:10] < Wyllius > xD
[19:10] < Ashi > Glad you told me!
[19:10] < Kildarre > That's more xDing than I've seen out of you two in days :P
[19:10] < Wyllius > Why is she thinking the same as you ?
And then there is Death
"Well Bossker DID send me that gay pride card on ICQ once..." ~Chickencha's quote of the day on his site...isn't that special?
How was I to know he wasn't gay? I was just trying to be a good friend.
Don't ya just love EoFF?
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"How can you not know the greatest member known as Bossker?!" ~Rirse
"How can you not like bossker!? Bossker's a hottie! "~Ayame
"Bossker's my dad."~Mikitzsu
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> I can see you.
<BOU > no you can't.
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Yes I can!
<BOU> lies
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi sees you.
<BOU> nup
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> 'Fraid so.
<BOU> nah
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> You're wearing...uh...glitter...and face paint...aaand...a thong.
<BOU> ... *checks windows*
proto3k (9:49:57pm) : Has it ever occured to you that there are two ways to mispell misspel. Two typos of Misspell! Imagine that!
chickencha (9:50:20pm) : Actually there are infinite ways to misspell "misspell." Those are just the two most common ones.
chickencha (9:50:37pm) : I mean, you could misspell "misspell" as "salmon" and it would still count.
proto3k (9:51:33pm) : Or misspell "misspell" as "Ms. Spell".
chickencha (9:51:46pm) : That would be kinda amusing.
chickencha (9:51:55pm) : But only kinda.
proto3k (9:52:11pm) : Yeah. It would be.
proto3k (9:52:23pm) : Imagine having an English teacher named Ms. Spell.
chickencha (9:53:13pm) : I could, but I don't wanna. Too scary.
proto3k (9:53:33pm) : Yeah. *shivers at the thought*
proto3k (9:56:02pm) : *A substitute for Ms. Spell misspells Ms. Spell's name on the chalkboard.*
eestlinc> hey, dont hit kalemn
Kalenisis> Poor Kalemn...
eestlinc> yes
eestlinc> the m is silent
Kalenisis>
Kalenisis> People always take it badly when I add "thing" to their name...
eestlinc> eestthing
eestlinc> bah
eestlinc> Bruthing
eestlinc> even worse
Kalenisis> BrutwoThing. :P
eestlinc> hah
eestlinc> kalemnthing
Kalenisis> Heh.
*** Kalenisis is now known as KalemnWithASilentM
eestlinc> hah
* eestlinc approves
KalemnWithASilentM> I like this name.
eestlinc> yes
KalemnWithASilentM> *keeps it*
ROFL!!! XDOriginally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
del_snizz: I have all my babies made in a little shop in Geneva. It's expensive, but the quality of craftsmanship is unparalleled.
kawaii_ryukishi: I am the best baby-maker...ever.
del_snizz: Alright, I'll make one baby with you, but you'd better live up to your word.
And also the log Nimrod posted above that! Hilarious! Del is the king of wit.
"Ouch"
GreenMage: aperently id make one helluva social worker
* GreenMage shudders
"xXD" -- Britt.
*ph34r*
don't u θink? i 罠 β wiθ u
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR wins, breaking Kishi's winning streak.
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi streaks the best.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR figures Kishi does.
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi therefore has the "winning streak."
~Belladonna
(Transcript of a conversation between a friend and his brother during an RPG session)
Brother: Jeez, you really suck! You shot at it 5 times and it's still not dead!
Friend: I don't see you killing anything!
Brother: That's because I'm not playing you idiot!
Friend: That's not the point!
Brother: Then what is the point?
Friend: The point is I'm going to throw something at you if you don't shut up!
Brother: Pfft. I don't believe you.
Friend: *Throws a d4 at brother*
Brother: OUCH! That actually stung!
Friend: What'd I roll?
Brother: You idiot! You rolled a 1!
This was something I heard between 2 shoppers in a supermarket years back.
shopper A tells shopper B to buy 1% milk because it's better.
shopper B: "Really? I always thought 2% was better."
Of course 1% is better that 2% milk