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    killatunk: hey screesh sup my #1 home de
    astromage1: Oh hey sup dem hows it going man
    killatunk: dat's it all you say hey sup to you #1 home de
    astromage1: hahah sorry man I just got A killa headack *smacks the the tarts out of dem's mouth*
    killatunk: shut up fool *rock buttoms sof*
    killatunk: so what you doing
    astromage1: ummmmm well taking advil and watching BET as well as taalking to one dumb mofo
    killatunk: ok keep triping beotch i got yo bus stop
    astromage1: hahahah what you fin do okkie you seen what happend to vaul
    killatunk: vaul sorry he cant do shet
    astromage1: you can either
    killatunk: anyway *jack kicks sof in the nutz*
    astromage1: hey dem guess what
    killatunk: what?
    astromage1: De's NUTZZz ahhahhahaha I gotta go going to sleep
    killatunk: stay cool piece

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    [Cyan] exercise is evil
    [ILLogicoL] No, it is God in disguise.
    [ILLogicoL] Love it, embrace it.
    [ILLogicoL] xD

    (Few seconds later)

    [Saraki] So if you're doing excersise you're doing G...
    [Saraki] Im not going to finish that sentence
    [ILLogicoL] XD!

    Sorry to all Christians who were offended. xD

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    Angel: i'm stuck in one channel with 3 asian women
    Angel: great just great ....
    Angel: now if only my girlfriend were here with me ....

    That cracked me up xD

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    I DEMAND YOU READ THIS GEM OF A POST




    Andaris: You can't feel pain right?
    Wyllius: Depends really
    Anaris: How so?
    Bossker: He can feel my foot in his rectum.
    Bossker: *shoves it up there*
    Wyllius: *shoves Unne up Bossker's rectum*
    Bossker: Oh god! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
    Wyllius: The fun part is when Unne shakes his head.
    Don't ya just love EoFF?
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    Bossker> DreamCatcher, are you Tammy?
    Andaris> No
    Andaris> DC's realy name is Bob
    Bossker> I knew it.
    Bossker> Its Loony_BoB
    Bossker> In disguise.
    angel> but that would stink bossker
    Andaris> His name is Daniel
    DreamCatcher> Right...
    Bossker> I know what his name his.
    Yunie> he is?
    David> Yes, let me take those fake breasts off him
    Bossker> I've recieved messages from him on my Cell.
    *David attempts to do so
    Bossker> Pull harder?
    Andaris> I'l help
    Yunie> xD
    David> Hmm...the blasted things won't come off
    Andaris> Yea i know
    David> maybe if I play with 'em a bit
    Andaris> Good Idea
    Yunie> eeewww....
    *Yunie looks away in disgust
    David> Hmm...you know what...these might be real
    Andaris> Hmm
    Andaris> hang ong
    Andaris> on*
    *Andaris tastes them
    Andaris> Your right!
    Ashi> What does a heart attack feel like?
    DreamCatcher> ...
    David> like getting hit in the chest with a sledge hammer
    angel> a cramp around the heart
    *David defends from Tammy's wrath

    Yes...

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    Just a piece of random conversation with stubborn and cranky Del Snizz today.



    Del Snizz: You'd better be.
    Mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek
    Del Snizz: Never!
    Mikztsu1: What?!
    Mikztsu1: What is this now? :o(
    Del Snizz: It isn't much of anything, really.
    Mikztsu1: There has to be something.
    Mikztsu1: There's ALWAYS something.
    Del Snizz: Nope. Sorry.
    Del Snizz: Not this time.
    Mikztsu1: Well, you just seemed to be so determined to refuse.
    Mikztsu1: exclamation mark and all.
    Del Snizz: Yeah, I guess you're right.
    Del Snizz: In a wrong way, though.
    Mikztsu1: I'm never right in a wrong way!
    Mikztsu1: When I'm right, it's right by all means.
    Del Snizz: Well you are now.
    Del Snizz: Not today.
    Mikztsu1: I guess it's just not mide day then, eh? =\
    Mikztsu1: *my day
    Del Snizz: Most certainly not.
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    Some more very confusing, makes-no-sense chat with the good folks at Del_Snizz. xD


    president_capsule_corp: It's YOU.
    Del_Snizz: You must be mistaken.
    president_capsule_corp: Yes. Cake.
    Del_Snizz: Get your own, pal.
    president_capsule_corp: I'll get YOUR own!
    Del_Snizz: So you will...
    president_capsule_corp: No, I lied.
    Del_Snizz: Darn.
    president_capsule_corp: Perhaps... but not likely.
    president_capsule_corp: Apparently it's 12% off.
    president_capsule_corp: xD
    Del_Snizz: I'll show you...
    president_capsule_corp: I'd like that.
    Del_Snizz: Yeah, you and what army?
    president_capsule_corp: My Penguin dissapproves.
    Del_Snizz: I have a very special jar of glue.
    president_capsule_corp: I'll jar YOUR glue.
    Del_Snizz: Kinky...
    president_capsule_corp: I'll tell him right away.
    Del_Snizz: You just try...
    president_capsule_corp: I'd agree with you but... I don't feel like it.
    Del_Snizz: Well, warthog.
    president_capsule_corp: On the left, I think.
    Del_Snizz: Thankya.
    president_capsule_corp: Well, I'm out of witty remarks.
    president_capsule_corp: xD
    Del_Snizz: You had some to begin with?
    president_capsule_corp: Apparently not.

    *Õ_Õ*

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    president_capsule_corp: Mik, swearing?
    president_capsule_corp::o !
    mikztsu2000: >=)
    mikztsu2000: Yello
    president_capsule_corp: Green.
    president_capsule_corp:
    mikztsu2000: No...
    mikztsu2000: Gree
    president_capsule_corp: Oh? I disagree.
    president_capsule_corp:
    mikztsu2000: Your disagreement is false.
    president_capsule_corp: What's a who, now?
    mikztsu2000: Gree makes as much sense as Yello does.
    president_capsule_corp: Yeah, says YOU.
    mikztsu2000: And my word is always to be believed.
    mikztsu2000: And obeyed.
    president_capsule_corp: I'm sorry, Master. Please accept my apology.
    president_capsule_corp: *Rapes*
    president_capsule_corp: xD
    mikztsu2000: It's Ok; Just never ever rape your master again.>=)
    president_capsule_corp: XD!
    president_capsule_corp: Sorry, I just felt the urge... those tight buns... tempting me
    president_capsule_corp: O_o;
    mikztsu2000: What buns are you exactly talkng about?>=]
    president_capsule_corp: You know what I'm talking about
    president_capsule_corp: ;-]
    mikztsu2000: I really don't...
    mikztsu2000: Maybe I'm just closing my mind to it, maybe I don't wanna know...
    president_capsule_corp: xD!!
    mikztsu2000: Stay the Hell away my tight buns untill I say otherwise!!
    mikztsu2000: No matter how tempting and appealing they are
    president_capsule_corp: Awww... I thought you wanted it? >=)
    mikztsu2000: I didnt deny that either...
    mikztsu2000: It's not always approriate, ya know?
    mikztsu2000: And pure.
    mikztsu2000: I however, rape you whenever I please.
    president_capsule_corp: C'mon Mikeypoos, in the bed, now.
    president_capsule_corp: xD
    mikztsu2000: Eventhough I'm losing my bitches, you'll be my toy forever.
    mikztsu2000: No more orders from you!!
    president_capsule_corp: :o
    mikztsu2000: In the bed, NOW!
    mikztsu2000: Ramon.
    president_capsule_corp: *Hops into the bed, on his knees*
    president_capsule_corp: >=]


    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    *shivers*

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    mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
    Kalenisis: Hear what now?
    mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
    mikztsu1: Eat it
    Kalenisis: *eats teh snoflaeky thingy*
    mikztsu1: It's Snowflake.
    mikztsu1: *gaves it*
    mikztsu1: Snoflaek.
    Kalenisis: ....
    Kalenisis: *dies laughing*
    Kalenisis: xD
    mikztsu1: What are you laughing at now?>=]
    Kalenisis: mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
    Kalenisis: mikztsu1: It's Snowflake.
    mikztsu1: Hmm...so, I gave you a snoflaek..?
    Kalenisis: I'm just laughing 'cause I dunno. xD
    mikztsu1: Well, stop it!!!
    mikztsu1: Lalala
    mikztsu1: Stil in chat?
    Kalenisis: "mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek. mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek. Kalenisis: *eats teh snoflaeky thingy* mikztsu1: It's Snowflake. mikztsu1: Snoflaek. mikztsu1: Snoflaek."
    mikztsu1: Haha, that's silly, ok.:P
    Kalenisis: OMG. I'm still laughing. xD



    I really don't know why I found that so funny. O_O
    Boo!

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    Kalenisis: *sends quote to Abbie and asks her if she's insane for laughing so hard.*
    mikztsu1: Haha, she told that it's snowing so I told her to eat snoflaek. She went kinda mute after that.
    mikztsu1: Haha.xD




    jazz8piano: that is so random!!!!!!!!!
    Kalenisis: Haha
    Kalenisis: Am I insane? I laughed a long time and I don't know why....O_o
    jazz8piano: he absolutely can't spell snowflake
    jazz8piano: no, you're not.
    Kalenisis: He did once, though. xD
    jazz8piano: yeah!
    Kalenisis: *laughs*
    Kalenisis: I dunno, man. I just found that too funny. :P
    jazz8piano: OI just told him that it's snowing here and he said "eat it". He is the insane one
    Kalenisis: HEhe.




    mikztsu1: Abbey came and told this:
    mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
    Kalenisis: xD
    mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
    Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
    Mikztsu1: ?
    Jazz8piano: it's S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
    Mikztsu1: Snowflaeks?
    Mikztsu1: Snow?
    Kalenisis: *quotes again*
    mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: NO!!!!! S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
    Mikztsu1: You don't know what it is.
    Mikztsu1: I see lots of white snoflaeks here
    mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you are spelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!
    mikztsu1: xD
    Boo!

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    This is relevant to Kalen's quote. Mine and Abbie's chat.

    I must've been bored, but haha, making random people to think you are crazy or something else can be fun.


    Jazz8piano: It's snowing here finally!!!!!!!
    Mikztsu1: Eat it
    Jazz8piano: lol
    Jazz8piano: I'm gonna play in it tomarrow!
    Mikztsu1: Eat snofleaks
    Jazz8piano: I will, i will.
    Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
    Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
    Mikztsu1: ?
    Jazz8piano: it's S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
    Mikztsu1: Snowflaeks?
    Mikztsu1: Snow?
    Jazz8piano: NO!!!!! S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
    Mikztsu1: You don't know what it is.
    Mikztsu1: I see lots of white snoflaeks here
    Mikztsu1: No...
    Jazz8piano: you are spelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!
    Mikztsu1: No Abbey...
    Mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek and let it melt!!!
    Jazz8piano: now you're spelling my name wrong!
    Mikztsu1: It's that white little snowthing that comes from the sky!
    Jazz8piano: you are in a wierd mood.
    Mikztsu1: No, I am not! What did I do oddly?
    Jazz8piano: you are just strange. the thing about snow. are you crazy? : )
    Mikztsu1: Hmm?
    Mikztsu1: I'm not crazy, eating snoflaeks isnt that crazy, you know?
    Mikztsu1: *eats snoflaek*
    Jazz8piano: not that, it's that you CANNOT SEEM TO SPELL SNOWFLAKES CORRECTLY
    Mikztsu1: I spell it as you do!
    Jazz8piano: spell it now:
    Mikztsu1: snowflaek
    Mikztsu1: ??
    Jazz8piano: the e comes after the k
    Jazz8piano: not before it
    Jazz8piano: got it?
    Mikztsu1: snoflkea
    Mikztsu1: What?!
    Jazz8piano: now spell it again.:
    Jazz8piano: nnnoooo
    Jazz8piano: snowflake
    Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
    Jazz8piano: nnnnnnnooooooo
    Mikztsu1: I did it like that since beginning!
    Mikztsu1: Like you do.
    Jazz8piano: snowflake
    Jazz8piano: no you aren't!
    Mikztsu1: snoflake
    Mikztsu1: Ooh, I got it now.;-)
    Jazz8piano: YYYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Jazz8piano: GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!
    Mikztsu1: Have you ever eaten snoflakes?
    Jazz8piano: of course!
    Jazz8piano: i know you have too
    Mikztsu1: *gaevs you anothjer snoflaek*
    Jazz8piano: thank you, you spelled snowflake wrong again and it's gives, not gaevs
    Mikztsu1: Snoflake
    Mikztsu1: *gives snoflakes*
    Jazz8piano: good!
    Mikztsu1: Eat it
    Jazz8piano: very good!
    Jazz8piano: ok, i ate it
    Mikztsu1: snoflaeks melts?
    Mikztsu1: *gaevs more*
    Jazz8piano: GIVES
    Mikztsu1: Who gives?
    Mikztsu1: You maek no sense.
    Jazz8piano: no, I'm telling you how to spell it. and it's make not maek
    Mikztsu1: Huh????????????????
    Jazz8piano: I think you drank too much or something. I have to go! Have a good break!
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    Kink_Master_Griever> alright Sephiorth the sheep need to be tend to
    Sephiroth> k
    Heart> lol
    * Kink_Master_Griever whips Sephiroth
    Sephiroth> ...ow
    Kink_Master_Griever> speak boy
    CuteAndDangerous> *heh* Yes, please do.
    * Kink_Master_Griever puts Sephiroth on a leash
    Kink_Master_Griever> speak boy
    Sephiroth> ...no
    * Kink_Master_Griever whips Sephiroth
    * Kink_Master_Griever pulls his leash
    * Sephiroth summons supernova on you
    Kink_Master_Griever> haha
    * Kink_Master_Griever sends it away with his butt
    Sephiroth> ...hmm
    * Kink_Master_Griever uses a Barney dildo on Sephiroth
    Sephiroth> how about no
    * Heart puts a leather mask with a zip for the mouth on Sephiroth
    Kink_Master_Griever> thank you
    * Kink_Master_Griever gives Heart a dog bone
    Kink_Master_Griever> good girl
    * Kink_Master_Griever pets her
    * Heart rolls over
    Kink_Master_Griever> such a good girl
    Kink_Master_Griever> yes you are
    * Kink_Master_Griever throws a ball
    Kink_Master_Griever> go get it
    * Heart enthusiastically runs for the ball
    Kink_Master_Griever> thats right
    Sephiroth> great...
    * Heart holds the ball in HIS teeth and refuses to give it back
    * Kink_Master_Griever stands on the bed holding Sephiroth by a leash and a whip in the other hand
    * Heart growls
    Kink_Master_Griever> bad girl
    Kink_Master_Griever> give me the ball
    Kink_Master_Griever> drop it
    * Sephiroth breaks the chain, and procedes to chop griever's head off
    Kink_Master_Griever> no
    * Heart whimpers
    Kink_Master_Griever> sick him Heart
    Sephiroth> ha
    Kink_Master_Griever> get him Heart
    * Heart runs away from Sephiroth
    Kink_Master_Griever> use Barney love my pet
    Heart> god I hope noone quotes any of that
    * Spatvark goes off to stick it in the quotes thread


    Just don't ask, please God just don't ask!
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    This one follows on from the previous one, but is far, far longer!

    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just getting more whips
    Hitokoei> And what the hell is it with you and your stupid leather-sex fetish thing?
    BlackWeeD> Normal sex is nice...
    * Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever whips Hitokoei
    Belladonna_Knight> Normal sex? Define.
    BlackWeeD> Uhh.
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    CuteAndDangerous> ^____^
    Spatvark> Missionary I think he means...
    * Belladonna_Knight is anti-missionary.
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    * Proto whips Hitokoei.
    * Belladonna_Knight is pro-lesbian sex0r! ~
    BlackWeeD> Whoo!
    BlackWeeD> You're a lesbian?
    Belladonna_Knight> Yes, I am a lesbian.
    Spatvark> I take/do it any way I damn well like!
    BlackWeeD> Ahhhhhhh
    Boko> =D
    BlackWeeD> :P
    Boko> =0
    Spatvark> We've got one lesbian, one homosexual and one bisexual
    Hitokoei> I am not into S&M, bondage, leather, cock-pumping, fisting, toilet sex, three-ways, more-ways, golden showers, enemas, or anything absolutely obscure or disgusting like that.
    CuteAndDangerous> Lesbians rock!
    BlackWeeD> You learn new things everyday.
    Belladonna_Knight> Actually, two homosexuals and a bisexual.
    Hitokoei> And a lot of straight(?) people?
    Boko> Toilet sex!?
    Spatvark> I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!
    Hitokoei> Toilet sex.
    Belladonna_Knight> A better statement would have been, one lesbian, one gay man, one bisexual
    BlackWeeD> Define toilet sex.
    CuteAndDangerous> and one me!
    Spatvark> actually...
    Tavaryn> Lesbians = bisexuals. :P
    Tavaryn> err
    Proto> sex on the toilet?
    Tavaryn> homosexuals. ><
    Hitokoei> Having sex near, on, or around toilet sex.
    Belladonna_Knight> Exactly, Tavaryn.
    BlackWeeD> Like....the shower?
    Spatvark> yeah, but it's kinda odd, but I associate homosexual with men, not women
    Hitokoei> Shower sex is good.
    Hitokoei> Toilet sex isn't.
    Belladonna_Knight> I've never even heard of toilet sex.
    Spatvark> !addquote I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!
    -Chicken|Away- Quote added as quote number 75.
    -Addict|BG- Quote " I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!" added. Thank you!
    Hitokoei> Bathtub sex...is...boring.
    -Aexoden- Quote " I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!" added. Thank you!
    Proto> how about suana sex?
    Belladonna_Knight> Bathtub sex... sounds romantic... *^_^*
    CuteAndDangerous> Bed sex is easier then shower sex.
    Hitokoei> But you don't need lubricant in the shower.
    Belladonna_Knight> Sauna sex sounds hot and sweaty.
    Hitokoei> Suana sex? Sounds good.
    CuteAndDangerous> Yeah bathtub sex is better then shower sex too.
    * BlackWeeD sees the word "sex" on his screen like 100 times.
    * Boko is logging this.
    Spatvark> me too!
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    Boko> I'll look back at this and go "=0"
    * Belladonna_Knight is autologging.
    Proto> Or how about pool sex? or spa sex?
    Boko> yah, autologging
    Spatvark> I'll look back at it and go =D
    CuteAndDangerous> Hot tub sex!
    Boko> =D
    Belladonna_Knight> Pool sex... I'd get chlorine in me.
    Hitokoei> Swimming pool sex is always good.
    Belladonna_Knight> No fun.
    Hitokoei> But...it looks good!
    * Spatvark shivers with excitement at hearing Chaunty say "sex"
    Hitokoei> Despite the chlorine.
    CuteAndDangerous> Hot tub sex sounds mighty good right about now. ^_^
    Hitokoei> How did we get on this subject?
    Boko> Who knows
    Spatvark> Im up for it Chaunty!
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> yes we will all be doing that
    Belladonna_Knight> Chaunty: yes, it does... ^_~
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> Hot tub sex
    *** astromage1 has joined #eoff
    Hitokoei> We went from food to sex.
    astromage1> hey hey everyone hahahah
    CuteAndDangerous> ^____^
    Hitokoei> Food sex.
    Boko> O_O
    Spatvark> bugger off Griever, she's mine!
    Belladonna_Knight> It didn't hinge on my mention of my favorite kind of "pie," did it?
    Spatvark> I hope not...
    astromage1> jeez I come in and all I hear is food and sex
    Proto> I am not into S&M, bondage, leather, cock-pumping, fisting, toilet sex, three-ways, more-ways, golden showers, enemas, or anything absolutely obscure or disgusting like that.
    * Belladonna_Knight turns on the bathtub and grabs Chaunty
    Proto> there you have it.
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> get in
    Heart> belladonna would be pro-food and sex?
    * CuteAndDangerous gets some oils
    Hitokoei> Well, how did I get from food to that?
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just get in
    Belladonna_Knight> Yes.
    * Belladonna_Knight is pro-food and sex. Especially whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Proto> just getting more whip
    Hitokoei> What other kinds of sex are there...?
    Hitokoei> There's always dildo-sex.
    Proto> there's food sex
    Hitokoei> I don't think that would be any fun.
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> you can use that in the hot tube
    CuteAndDangerous> Food and sex = good
    Hitokoei> Licking food off of one's body parts? Intriguing.
    Boko> cow sex = good
    BlackWeeD> Sex and Sex = Even better.
    astromage1> oh
    Hitokoei> COW SEX!
    astromage1> Lol
    Boko> =D
    Boko> =0
    Hitokoei> Exdee.
    * Belladonna_Knight feeds Chaunty chocolates
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> now its time to use the spank
    * Spatvark spreads Ice cream on Chaunty ^_~
    Heart> whipped cream though. I don't think licking meat pies of people is quite the same
    CuteAndDangerous> No, no cow sex!
    Spatvark> eep! no
    Hitokoei> Of course every guy is horny in the morning.
    * Belladonna_Knight is anti-cow sex.
    Boko> =0!
    CuteAndDangerous> mm.... chocolate mmm.... ice cream
    Hitokoei> I mean, without the use of our brains, we wake up with an erection.
    * astromage1 ives in the tub
    Proto> whip cream. >=P~~
    Heart> in the morning, my body's horny but my head's like oh smurf off I'm not in the mood
    CuteAndDangerous> mm..... whipped cream, strawberries and sex!
    BlackWeeD> Heh.
    * Belladonna_Knight is amused by Hitokoei's statement.
    Spatvark> up and at 'em by the break of dawn!
    CuteAndDangerous> Why is this key called the "insert" key? It makes no sence!
    * Belladonna_Knight massages Chaunty's back.
    astromage1> Shut up about SEX
    astromage1> ahhhhhh
    Belladonna_Knight> Sex is good!
    CuteAndDangerous> I needed a massage today. ^_^
    Proto> There's always the classic French Maid sex. xD
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    astromage1> stop ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    BlackWeeD> Wait
    BlackWeeD> What's French Maid sex?
    BlackWeeD> Explain yo.
    astromage1> Stop it
    CuteAndDangerous> Sex with a french maid?
    Hitokoei> French maid sex?
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    BlackWeeD> Sex with a French maid.
    * Belladonna_Knight massages the rest of Chaunty's body... slowly and sexily.
    Hitokoei> Or anything that women are supposed to shave?
    Proto> Ok.
    Spatvark> oh now that's a good one Chaunty... go get the outfit on, and I'll meetcha in the bedroom!
    BlackWeeD> Okay explain Proto.
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> your right
    CuteAndDangerous> Group sex eh? Sounds good
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    Proto> No. I refuse to explain
    Heart> wait for me!
    Hitokoei> Maybe three-ways or more-ways would be good.
    BlackWeeD> I demand you to explain!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BlackWeeD> :P
    Hitokoei> Anal sex is out of the question, it just looks painful and unstimulating.
    Boko> ...
    astromage1> emmmmmmmmmm cute and dangerous how bout youse and me go out to da club baby and explore a bit
    BlackSeeD> Blacky you smurfer
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    Belladonna_Knight> Hitokoei: actually, it could be very stimulating. The prostate gland can be touched from inside the anus
    Belladonna_Knight> That, and the anus has more pleasure nerves than any part of the body, save for the clitoris.
    Heart> they don't teach you that at school now do they?
    astromage1> Ewwwwww anal sex is nasty and onley the desprite o people wil do it
    BlackWeeD> Anal is sick.
    BlackWeeD> Oral is nice tho.
    astromage1> yes it is
    Proto> especially fecal. x_X
    CuteAndDangerous> O_o
    *** UndyingAngel has joined #eoff
    Proto> wait, we have an underaged person!
    Proto> Stop all the sex talk!
    BlackWeeD> ..
    UndyingAngel> KEEP GOING
    BlackWeeD> I am under-aged.
    BlackWeeD> Lol.
    CuteAndDangerous> It's okai! Keep talking
    UndyingAngel> I could say that's 50% of what I came here for
    CuteAndDangerous> No, stop runing my fun! ^___^
    UndyingAngel> What?
    * Belladonna_Knight is pro-sex.
    CuteAndDangerous> *ruining?
    UndyingAngel> You think I'm too young to know what sex is?
    UndyingAngel> pfft
    Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> this person does not now how to have fun
    CuteAndDangerous> No!
    UndyingAngel> Just because I don't do it doesn't mean I don't understand
    Spatvark> she came here BECAUSE of all this Proto
    * Belladonna_Knight rather likes UA's air of maturity.
    CuteAndDangerous> Join the lovely convo UA. *heh*
    UndyingAngel> lol
    Spatvark> I told her what was going on and she leapt at the chance!
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    This says it all:

    Loony_BoB> *has an admirer* O_o;;
    DreamCatcher> Yup!
    DreamCatcher> Danny. No.
    DreamCatcher> >=)
    Loony_BoB> I do, someone sent me an e-mail saying they're falling for me.
    *Ally has had two admirers. Maybe three, if I'm lucky.
    Ally> o.O;
    Loony_BoB> *felt bad* >_<
    DreamCatcher> Great... was it Scott?
    Scottie> Daniel, you got it! *yay*
    *DreamCatcher giggles.
    Ally> Psychic.
    Loony_BoB> xD
    Loony_BoB> *dies*
    Loony_BoB> No, I didn't feel bad about your one, Scott.
    Loony_BoB> I was just turned on.

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    Heh, just to prove EVEN Del makes typo's:

    Del_Snizz> No, I wouldn't kick you. I wouldn't myself to get mad at me, would I?

    & not just once, but twice!

    Del_Snizz> You and you "fairness"...

    heh heh heh
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