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    Be warned, there is much mention of the dreaded male part and crude ASCII drawings... and then much discussion and comaping of sizes, not to mention taking the piss outta Russell XDDDD

    < Spatvark> !seen 8======D
    * Citizen_Erased has never seen 8======D. Sorry!
    -Aexoden- has never seen 8======D. Sorry!
    < Drago> Spatvark, well... i don't remember seeing 8======D :\
    < JC|squaremachine> Spatvark, Are you making people up again? I haven't seen 8======D.
    -Chickencha- 8======D has not been seen since this script was last reset.
    < Citizen_Erased> i dont look at other peoples you see
    < Spatvark> And yours would be 8D right?
    < Citizen_Erased> nah mine r 8===============================================D
    < Alixsar> ...great.
    * JC|squaremachine castrates CE
    < JC|squaremachine> now you are ==========================================D
    < Spatvark> eep
    < Spatvark> *ties a knot it in it*
    < Spatvark> now you are ============88888===========D
    < Citizen_Erased> ahhh pain
    < Citizen_Erased> *dies*
    < Alixsar> Clever..
    < Citizen_Erased> would kick from chann....
    < Spatvark> It is rather
    < Citizen_Erased> pain... too,,, much...
    < Citizen_Erased> my will it is... it.. is stored... in... the ... the ... C.... *passes away*
    * JC|squaremachine unties, but it is still stringy from the knot... ==================~~~~~=============D
    < Alixsar> Ha ha! Penis mean instant hilarity! Funny!
    * Alixsar mutters
    < Spatvark> *quotes*
    < JC|squaremachine> 8=================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ========================================
    < JC|squaremachine> four lines of pure cock
    < JC|squaremachine> depending on your font size
    < JC|squaremachine> o_o
    < Spatvark> heh
    < JC|squaremachine> actually it 3.25lines
    < JC|squaremachine> on my screen
    < Spatvark> it's 4.25 for me
    < Dingo_Jellybean> It's 5.5 for me.
    < Citizen_Erased> but no head
    < Dingo_Jellybean> D
    < Dingo_Jellybean> There we go.
    < Dingo_Jellybean> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    < JC|squaremachine> yours has no head?!@!!
    < JC|squaremachine> omg
    < JC|squaremachine> so now you are castrated and headless!@
    < JC|squaremachine> :O
    < JC|squaremachine> and stringy
    < Spatvark> *is still quoting it all*
    < JC|squaremachine> 5.5.... what size is your font
    < JC|squaremachine> and does a bigger font necessarily mean a bigger penis?
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    < Dingo_Jellybean> Ahoy hoy Garland
    < Garland> Hello
    < Garland> How goes it
    < JC|squaremachine> hello garland
    < Garland> Hello
    < JC|squaremachine> we're talking about cocks
    < JC|squaremachine> =\
    < Spatvark> We're discussing penis sizes
    < Garland> Oh I see
    < Garland> LOL
    < Garland> No biggie I guess
    < Spatvark> JC's is 3.25, mine is 4.25 and Dingo's is 5.5...
    < JC|squaremachine> lmao
    < Spatvark> But Dingo's is all stringy
    < JC|squaremachine> taken outta context
    < JC|squaremachine> CE*
    < Spatvark> +Dingo has no balls or helmet
    < Garland> Well, mine's somewhere between Yours and Dingos
    < Garland> 4 or 5
    < Garland> I dunno exactly
    < JC|squaremachine> uhh
    < JC|squaremachine> he's serious :(
    < JC|squaremachine> ?
    < Spatvark> It wouldn't fit Russell
    < Citizen_Erased> ahh
    < JC|squaremachine> o_O
    < Citizen_Erased> aww well :p
    < Spatvark> Really? Only 4-5?!?!
    < Spatvark> The average size is 7!
    < Spatvark> MWAHAHAHA!
    < Garland> LOL I was kidding
    < Garland> any topic about penis's is a joke
    < Dingo_Jellybean> IT's actually 5-6'
    < Dingo_Jellybean> "
    < Spatvark> *is still quoting all that you pervs are saying*
    < Garland> LOL
    < Garland> anyway
    < Spatvark> I somehow doubt that it's 5-6'... you'd keep tripping over it
    < Dingo_Jellybean> I already corrected myself.
    Not that you can really trust an average on this issue
    < Dingo_Jellybean> There was a study on it actually.
    < Dragoona_MONKEH> two lines for me.
    < Garland> Oh, the things science has the time to investigate
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    Chickencha> They were swimming. Inside me. Babies.

    EDIT: Later on...

    --- Jojo quit (Leaving: fuzzy fuzzy kittens xD swimming in Evian).
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    •Rydia_of_Mist• Better an Alex Bear than Alex Beer.
    ·Alixsar· Or an Alex Corpse.
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· You know what i need?
    •Rydia_of_Mist• Candy?
    ·Alixsar· Cheese?
    ·Andaris· Mmm...Alex Corpse Beer.
    •Rydia_of_Mist• Alex Corpse Beer. That's what you need.
    ·Andaris· No Alex Cheese Candy?
    •Rydia_of_Mist• How about both?
    ·Arwen· I guess its true....nobody likes the newbies
    ·Alixsar· Only the finest corpses go into my beer. Or something.®
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· No, i need to be corny as hell for a second, and apologize for being a whiny bitch.
    ·Andaris· Yeah, you go do that.
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· *does it*
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· there
    ·Alixsar· And you can wash down that corn with Alex Corpse Beer.
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· I'm done.
    ·Andaris· Errr, do it better.
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Hah....
    * Rydia_of_Mist hugs SNR.
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Sorry, Rydia.
    •Rydia_of_Mist• It's okay, man. We all have our downtimes.
    ·Andaris· Meh, good enough.
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Anyways....
    ·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Heh
    ·Alixsar· Aww. How cute.
    •Rydia_of_Mist• A round of Alex Corpse Beer for all! *crowd cheers*
    ·Andaris· I wish I had an Alex Cheese Candy right now.
    (nick change) SuicidalNinjaRebellion (Name@68.112.290.1362) has morphed to "ACBDrinker" 2:15am EST
    ·Alixsar· Sorry, we stopped making that.
    •Rydia_of_Mist• I have an underground brewery.
    ·Andaris· You should make an Alex Corpse Candy.
    ·Alixsar· Apparently, cheese and candy made a lot of people sick.
    ·Andaris· Alex Cheese Beer then.
    •Rydia_of_Mist• Alex Cheese Corpse?
    Andaris· Candy Alex's Cheese Corpse.
    ·ACBDrinker· ...Cacc..
    ·ACBDrinker· Heh
    •Rydia_of_Mist• Candy Alex's Cheese Corpse Beer. There.
    ·Andaris· Works for me.
    ·Alixsar· Alex's Corpse Cheese Candy, now with Beer!™
    •Rydia_of_Mist• Brilliant!
    ·Alixsar· Thank you.


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    Nait of Dnalnif: Err...

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    After a discussion about teacher strikes during maths...

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    (please note, Australian's get better pay)

    Maths Teacher: ... *pulls a face* Because then I'd be Australian.


    *amused*

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    Further proof that #eoff's average IQ is slowly going further and further down...

    < Billy> Who here love final fantasy
    < Billy> press 555
    < Spatvark> Who here gives a ****?
    < Billy> i do
    < Spatvark> press get lost
    < Billy> get lost
    < Billy> what the hell is your problem
    < Billy> i think you are a fag
    < Spatvark> And your problem with my being a "fag" as you so eloquently put it?
    < Billy> are you gay?
    < Spatvark> Yes, I am
    < Billy> i hate fags
    < Billy> i am srate
    < Billy> i like female only
    < Spatvark> Who said I don't?
    < Billy> so you are biosexual
    < Spatvark> I didn't say that
    < Billy> ok, what the hell are you then
    < Spatvark> Hmm, let me think...
    < Spatvark> I like women but I'm gay...
    < Spatvark> Not too difficult
    < Billy> so you are Bio
    < Spatvark> No... you are a slow one
    < Billy> are you a woman
    < Billy> ???
    < Spatvark> What do you think?
    < Billy> i dont know dammit tell me
    < Billy> are you going to tell me TODAY?
    < Spatvark> Why do you care?
    < Billy> so i can tell if you are a lezzy or not
    < Spatvark> And it's so important to you because?
    < Billy> i just wont to know who and what i am talking to man thats why
    < Billy> or woman
    < Billy> and how old are you and dont lie


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    ceridwyn23: They mocked everyone. Especially Finland.
    mikztsu2000: Yeah, but Finland really sucked.;P

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    < Alixsar > Yeah. Um...bug Boko. He'll like it.
    *** Signoff: Boko (Leaving: Leaving)


    I found that to be amusing. :P


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    PM to me the answer to this question: What is 1+1?
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    Pulsating, changing constantly, I still remain in this seat of power... Am I a god, a sinner, or simply myself...
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    liltiffiekins: *kicks your arse*
    naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: xD
    naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: :P
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    naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Fairydust again?
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