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    Dr Unne;

    "I don't know why everyone thinks the squirrels are scary, though. I don't think they are. Ah well."

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    tvrfan007: My cats are awesome
    tvrfan007: We have three at the moment, we're catsitting one
    Umi_butterfly: So are mine! Mores awesomeaur than yoours.
    tvrfan007: Mine sleep all day, that's not awesome
    Umi_butterfly: Mine are coolar. =d
    tvrfan007: Mine are stripy
    tvrfan007:
    Umi_butterfly: mine are soft.
    tvrfan007: Mine have..uhh...fur
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have tails.
    tvrfan007: Mine have 4 legs... each
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have whiskers.
    tvrfan007: Mine have teeth.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have noses AND eyes.
    tvrfan007: Mine have bones.
    Umi_butterfly: mine have insides.
    tvrfan007: Mine have blood.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have lasers... yes lasers.
    tvrfan007: Mine have Super 'Death-O-Matic' Rocket launchers.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have acid urination tracts.
    tvrfan007: Mine have a remote control hook-up to the Wyllius Destruction Mobile Command Unit.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have tounges that mold into several key shapes to take advantge of the Wyllius machine and cool cars/planes/boats gismos.
    Umi_butterfly:
    *gizmos*
    tvrfan007: Mine have telepathic abilites, including telekenisis.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have invisibility and flying mad skillz.
    tvrfan007: Mine have l337 teleportational abilites, and stealth combat outfits.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have b33r locating sonar and bracket powered lamer trackres.
    tvrfan007: Mine have mobile phones.
    Umi_butterfly: Mine have sounds.
    tvrfan007: Mine purr. *wins*
    Umi_butterfly: Mine lick *wins moore*
    tvrfan007: Mine wash. *wins most*
    Umi_butterfly: Mine use the litter. *wins morerest.*
    tvrfan007: Mine learnt to crap outside at age 2 *triumphs absolutely*
    Umi_butterfly: Mine could mew from the day they were brought home. *wins ultimately.*
    tvrfan007: Mine purrs louder than a Guns 'n' Roses concert *o\/\/|\|z j00 catz*
    tvrfan007: I win.
    Umi_butterfly: *Mine hawk hairballs* *Chokes your cats and \/\/1|\|z.*
    tvrfan007: My cats don't eat furballs, your feline attack skillz are useless.
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    * Matt pins Wasubu down and puts his mouth on Wasubu's tummy *ffppptpttptptptpt*

    Purposely made the above huge to avoid eye confrontation with the following... : The above was a script test gone terribly wrong. The End.

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    < GreenMage> cuz arnt breasts just lumps of fat that happen to be appealing to the male groin?

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    del_snizz: *accidentally eats his left eye*

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    After Kishi signed off mIRC rather than answer Asorie's question: How old are you, Kishi?......


    Kawaii_Ryuukishi> MAN! That mIRC, she's a bitch, eh? Yep.
    eestlinc> oh yea
    * Kawaii_Ryuukishi sits back.
    * eestlinc intentionally didnt pick Kishi to ask because he knew he wouldnt get an answer
    Kawaii_Ryuukishi> That depends on what you ask me.
    eestlinc> wewll yes
    eestlinc> but i knew what questions i would ask and decided not to waste my turn
    Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Heh.
    * Kawaii_Ryuukishi strokes Estlin.
    >>>thats my favorite part, the stroking!!<<<
    * eestlinc respects Kishi's privacy
    * Kawaii_Ryuukishi appreciates that.
    eestlinc> Bossker: What if he's like a 40 year old that talks about tentacle raping underaged women?
    eestlinc> heh
    Kawaii_Ryuukishi> "Kishi's like 37 or something." -- ShlupQuack
    eestlinc> heh
    * Kawaii_Ryuukishi seconds that second "heh."
    * eestlinc notes Kishi is "something"
    Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Righto.

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    "/quit Ping Timeout. Riiight."

    My escape.

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    * Drex watches her body do odd things without her permission

    Sex change operation, Brandon? O_o
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    Come one, come all! See into the wonderful world of BOSSKER!!! *drum roll* And tonite....lets get an example of what one of the LOVELY ladies at EoFF thinks about Bossker....

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    Originally posted by Silverlocke
    * Drex watches her body do odd things without her permission

    Sex change operation, Brandon? O_o
    Actually, that was moi. xD No one's going to fully understand these quotes unless they were there. :laugh:

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    That's why they're called "quotes out of context," kitten.

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    I_LIEK_TEH_SKY> !
    DO_YUO_HAEV_A_PONY> ?

    **Cackles.**

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    No, Kawaii.. they're in AND out of context. How does that work? *thinks there should be an OR instead of AND*

    EDIT: Gah! I did it again! It's like I'm cursed with the habit of calling Kishi 'Kawaii' or something... *dies* Sorry, Kishi. >_<
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    Ah... Young love:

    "Well...Scott did express his love for me yesterday..."

    - Chickencha.


    "Don't use that quote please please please"

    - Kildarre "God Knows Why" Spunkle.

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    ceridwyn23 (11:14:53pm) : *sighs* There's no way I can avoid hurling pies of love then.
    ceridwyn23 (11:15:04pm) : I guess I'll have to find something else to hurl then. >=P
    tvrfan007 (11:15:11pm) : Indeed. Love me, Pie hurler.

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