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* Wyllius makes Daryl believe that Lavos is being marketed as a toilet cleaner
Daryl> Oh, my!
* Daryl purchases some Lavos on the Home Shopping Channel
Daryl> it'll make my toilet stay cleaner, for longer!
Wyllius> It'll drain those Toilet Powers !
Wyllius> The Immortal Toilet Cleaner !
Daryl> w00t!
...so, kids, buy your Lavos today! *flees*