Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Pancaek]

These are Brian's and my views on "normal" people. I don't know if you'll find this amusing, but I did.

Chwombat: TSW didn't do very well over here, but I hear it's doing pretty well in Japan.
KewlSkye: That's good for them. ^^ I wonder why people here don't like it?
Chwombat: Maybe it's just the anti-videogame attitude everyone has.
KewlSkye: Anti-videogame attitude? Everyone? *thinks* Oh... those people. The ones who have social lives. *kicks them*
Chwombat: Yeah. "I'm not going to see TSW. That's for nerds! *goes outside and runs around*".

[Agent Proto]

proto3k: *gives Kishi an Interview* I just noted that you are going against Bleys in the upcoming round of the Best Screen Name Final Four, would you kindly give me your views on your next opponent?
kawaii_ryukishi: Bleys took his name from a novel, I think. My pseudonym is more original and therefore better.
proto3k: Well, do you think that your name will make it through? It'll be tough. Bleys does have a popular name.
kawaii_ryukishi: Look, half the people voting are newbies who don't know a Thanos from a Skanker. If I lose, it'll be because of their misjudgement.
proto3k: And one final question, do you have any inspiring things to say to your fans if you happen to win this thing?
kawaii_ryukishi: We'll be serving free tentacle rape in room 417, and girls are pretty.
proto3k: Thank you, I'm sure your inspriration has reached the hearts of your many young fans hoping to meet you one day.
kawaii_ryukishi: Yeah, I'm sure they're creaming in their pants as we type.
proto3k: Yes, and screaming your name in ecstasy.

[Seifer]

Sarah> (Seifer wants Sarah's attention? Ooh....)
DreamCatcher> hehe!!
Seifer> It's okay. *patpats*
Sarah> lmao
DreamCatcher> psst Sarah, he likes anything female and moves
DreamCatcher> jk
Sarah> lmao
Seifer> Yes, that's true.
* Nimrod hides his dogs from Seifer.
DreamCatcher> lol
Seifer> Hey! >=O

[Blackmage]

*"Hey, that looks like a piece of fried chicken!!!" - Me
*"Let's go bounce some balls!" - Me

And I owe those to my insanity and my 4th period Advanced Honors Algebra 2 class.

In case you want clarification, the fried chicken line was talking about a sprite on a TI-83+ calc. game, and the balls line was about a project about exponential decay of bouncing...or something like that...

[Sita Atis]

Sita> so from now on, if I want a male to leave, I shall hug him.. would htat work?

* Sita hoggles Zell.
*** Zell has left #eoff

[Mikztsu]

Another oddish chat with Alana:



mikztsu2000: Been updating Journal?
mikztsu2000: *cracks a whip*
Ceridwyn23: I am now. =D
Ceridwyn23: No need for whip cracking.
mikztsu2000: *cracks anyways*
Ceridwyn23: *giggles*
Ceridwyn23: *tries to find whips adorable for a change*
mikztsu2000: Hmm...
mikztsu2000: I think idea of someone finding whip adorable is scaryish.
Ceridwyn23: *laughs*
Ceridwyn23: HeHeEEheee.....

[daisy_punky]

"Let me get this straight: your nose misfired."
"There's nothing like an empty bladder."
"I don't need deep breaths... I need a shotgun."

Things said while playing playstation games with my brother

[Sakura Yume]

weskers_girl> oooh floppy dicks

then:

Calliope> wb laggy
Sita> I'm going insane!!
Sita> INSANE I TELL YOOO
CloudDragon> hey
Ultimate_Sandwich> good
Ultimate_Sandwich> welcome to hell
*Frost_Dragon is already insane
Calliope> only just now sita?
Sita> hell? hell is a good lag
*Frost_Dragon for quite some time now
Sita> well.. good point cally.
Ultimate_Sandwich> so you see, insanity is not an exclusive club around here
Calliope> as always sita
*Neel is insane only when the excuse proves convienient.
Calliope> the sane are the minority
Ultimate_Sandwich> *insanitates*
Frost_Dragon> yummmm.....racoon....bacon....sexy lady with some bacon......


* Chickencha flirst with himself?
*** Rikku changed nick to Rikku|Asleep
* Tavaryn cuddles Ragnarok.
hehe flirst
Geez...that's a bad typo.
awesome typo.
* Chickencha doesn't correct it.
No, self. I was actually flirsting.


* Ultimecia cant help flutting with del
* Fallen_Angel_X-5 cast to all the channel Fallen one again
Flutting? Sounds dirty.
heh
flurting
no it doesn't!
Please don't flut with me.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

* Kalenisis is flat.

[Sakura Yume]

*** eestlinc has quit IRC (Leaving: Del Snizz)

[Endless]

< Ashi > I just like sucking things.

< Loony_BoB > Right.
< Loony_BoB >...yes... sucking is good...


*shakes head*

[Nait]

< Proto> He was sent to a hospital to have it removed

< Proto> It took 5 hours.

< Proto> It's got to be the coin
< Proto> My brother was showing off.

< Proto> pfft at screws

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

kawaii_ryukishi: Sasquatch. Yeti. It's all the forking same.
teaf00l: Not really, when you think about it.
kawaii_ryukishi: ...Oh, right. The sasquatch (or "bigfoot") is a mythical creature said to live in the North American regions such as the northern Rockies, whereas the yeti is of Asian origin, said to inhabit the Himalayas of Tibet.
kawaii_ryukishi: How silly of me.
teaf00l: Bah. I didn't say to actually think about it, you dolt.

[Frihet]

I am not insane.

~ Chris (SerGe)

[angel]

#eoff is evil you know that !


people! be afraid be very afraid !

it was too darn long

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