Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Rydia of Mist]

k1ngd0rky: I kissed the shaft..
[...]
k1ngd0rky: SUCK SUCK SUCK

[Relena Peacecraft]

In #eoff chat:

{22:32:48} King_Bahamut> What is feck?
{22:32:56} Del_Snizz> What ISN'T feck?
{22:32:57} Aexoden> What ISN'T feck?
{22:33:01} Del_Snizz> Ha! I win!

{23:07:08} King_Bahamut> 13 is not a country, though.
{23:07:13} Aexoden> Or IS it?
{23:07:13} Del_Snizz> Or IS it?
{23:07:17} ILLogicoL> xD
{23:07:18} Del_Snizz> Ha! I win again!

Just goes to prove I'm getting better at knowing when to do the Snizzisms.

[Squally Leonharty]

* Tiffiekins shoves a rat up Laurens arse
Angel> even though he rapes yah
Kensa> Lol.
Kensa> Eww.
Tiffiekins> too true, John
Tiffiekins> there you go Laurens
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves an elephant up Tiffany's arse.
Tiffiekins> pleasrure all the time
Skwowwy|BUSY> There you go, Tiffany.
Dragonblade> i have to study macbeth
Skwowwy|BUSY> Pleasure all the time. XD
Dragonblade> boring
*** Baa (Name@FFChat-7938.docsis161.scvmaxonline.com.sg) Quit (Leaving: They say vengence is bitersweet, but I find it to my liking)
* Tiffiekins shoves a London Bus up Laurens Ass
Dragonblade> XD
Tiffiekins> there
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves a planet up Tiffany's ass.
Skwowwy|BUSY> XD
Skwowwy|BUSY> There.
* Tiffiekins shoves the universe up Skwowwy's arse
* Angel shoves a sun up lauren's arse
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves the infinity up Tiffany's arse.
Skwowwy|BUSY> Hah, I win.
Skwowwy|BUSY> Nothing's bigger than the infinity.
* Tiffiekins shoves the eternity up Laurens arse
Tiffiekins> Eternity is
Skwowwy|BUSY> Crap.
Dragonblade> i would like to see the look on skwowwy's face
Kensa> Lol.
* Angel shoves infinity ^ infinity up lauren's arse
* Angel watches him bleed
Dragonblade> heh...heh..
Skwowwy|BUSY> That didn't make any sense, John.
Skwowwy|BUSY> XD
Tiffiekins> it did
Angel> yes it does
Kensa> If he had the universe up his arse, i doubt he'd have room for his face.
Kensa> Well, maybe his big mouth.
Angel> infinity to the power of infinity
Tiffiekins> he shoves infinity times infinity up your arse
Skwowwy|BUSY> Infinity IS infinity, it can't be bigger, or multiplied for that matter.
Dragonblade> he probably would have exploded by now
Angel> yes it can
Angel> thats becouse its infinity
Skwowwy|BUSY> Pffft.
Dragonblade> infinity is a hell of a lot of numbers
Angel> infinity ^ infinity = infinity
Angel> dragonblade it is not measurable
Kensa> Infinity isn't a number :P
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves infinity eternities up Tiffany's arse.
Dragonblade> got a point....
Skwowwy|BUSY> Now, I win.
Skwowwy|BUSY> XD
Dragonblade> XD
Skwowwy|BUSY> Both combined.
Dragonblade> nice one, Skwowwy...
* Kensa protects Tiff's arse from all foreign objects.
Dragonblade> XD
Tiffiekins> yes
Skwowwy|BUSY> I gotta quote that.
Skwowwy|BUSY> The whole arse convo.


I won after all. XD

[Kalen]

Originally posted by Calliope
"Nicky! Stop dusting my room with Kalen's hair!"
-Towns

"I can shave using Kalen's hair."
-Towns



now you know fear

*laughs*

[Altaizen]

This is why we don't talk about religon on #eoff

[15:39] Queenie24> I've heard of Israeli kids named Jesus, though.
[15:39] xofrevlis> Spanish ones, mainly for me...
[15:39] Hito> There's kids in my school named Jesus.
[15:39] Queenie24> Heh...that's just weird though.
[15:39] xofrevlis> gives them a lot of stick, probably
[15:39] Hito> And my teacher's son's name is JC Esber.
[15:39] Queenie24> Funny hearin' this: "Shut up, Jesus! I hate you!"
[15:40] Hito> JC = Jesus Christ.
[15:40] blackat> ouch
[15:40] xofrevlis> ha....Jesus and friends
[15:40] Queenie24> Wow...
[15:40] Queenie24> heh
[15:40] xofrevlis>
[15:40] Queenie24> Or like..."Mom, I saw Jesus smokin' blunts the other day! And he beat me up, too!"
[15:40] Hito> And her brother's son's name is Justin Other Esber.
[15:40] blackat> What if Jesus was a goth?
[15:40] Hito> Serisously.
[15:40] blackat> was/is I mean
[15:40] Queenie24> "What if God was one of us...."
[15:41] Hito> Just a slob like one of us.
[15:41] SoulGain|RO> Would be funny if a guy named Jesus played Football
[15:41] Queenie24> lol
[15:41] SoulGain|RO> Mom! I tackled Jesus today!
[15:41] blackat> xD
[15:41] Queenie24> This is getting funny!
[15:41] Hito> The Jukebox™ is now playing: Junya Nakano, Aki Kuroda - Guadsalam
[15:41] blackat> satanic
[15:41] *** SoulGain|RO is now known as Andaris
[15:41] Queenie24> Or...Jesus in the WWF....
[15:41] blackat> In fencing... hey I stabbed Jesus
[15:41] Hito> And Jesus uses his special, the Crucifix on The Rock!
[15:41] Andaris> If ya smell what Jesus is cooking?
[15:42] Queenie24> lmao!
[15:42] blackat> xD
[15:42] Queenie24> "the Holy elbow"
[15:43] blackat> Survivor: Jesus has been kicked off the island

[crono_logical]

Never ever ask how to revive Aeris in #eoff, IT CANNOT BE DONE! If you're as stupid as Anima is in this chat, well, this is what happens (roflmao)

Click Here.

EDIT BY RYDIA: crono, you should know better than to post HUUUUUGE chatlogs like that.

[Sakura Yume]

Aexoden> I wish I were a gnome.

[Cactuar2000]

sillybilliegurlie: *Would've enjoyed shaving it for you*

How.. erotic. xD

[Mindflare]

{Mar16|05:13:23 PM} < Aexoden > Notre Dame was taking Duke down...until I started watching.
{Mar16|05:13:30 PM} * UndyingAngel had put poison in bans
{Mar16|05:13:44 PM} * Killak eats cheese
{Mar16|05:13:44 PM} < Wyll|Golgatha > It's always bad when Cathedrals attack aristocrats on TV.

[Sakura Yume]

In accounting:
Jewels: Yeah, no wonder, I thought so.

Not exact quote due to my bad memory:
Me: I want to ask him something he can't say "I see" to.
Me: Like "you're a girl"
Andaris: I've always wanted to reply with ACTION looks down there and say "hey I never looked down there before.
Me: lol.
Andaris: It's all muddy!

[Altaizen]

I'l fix that

Andaris: I've always wanted to reply with ACTION looks down there and say "hey I never looked down there before.

Me: I would usally reply to that with *looks down pants* Well i'l be damned...

[Sakura Yume]

Yeah.. that too...
*notes Nicky hasn't put anything incriminating up yet*

"Bimbo": The teacher told us to use our brains but I can't!

Also...

"Bimbo": Pfft, I'm not going to university.

*nods* There's worse but I didn't write them down.

EDIT

Me: Bimbo's at it again. *shakes head*
Friend: Bimbo? Who's Bimbo?
Me: *points at Bimbo*
Friend: Ohhhhh... we call her Airhead.
Me: lol
Friend: That's why I was confused hehe.

[Relena Peacecraft]

[20:44:57] Del_Snizz> The law be damned.
[20:45:03] Hito> By what?
[20:45:21] Aexoden> The law-damnin' machine, of course.
[20:45:23] Del_Snizz> The er...law-damnin' machine, of course. Yeah...
[20:45:32] Del_Snizz> Oh, dear God.
[20:45:36] Hito> I love that.
[20:45:38] Hito> It's funny.
[20:46:04] Hito> It...is funny, isn't it?
[20:46:06] * Del_Snizz never speaks again.

Yep, yep, yep.

[Calliope]

ame_sama: Mwaha. Ha. *poses*
studan_fox_in_sox: monkeys on ebay!
ame_sama: Ooooh. What kinda monkeys?
studan_fox_in_sox: ones that shake their head a lot
ame_sama: Ooooooh!
ame_sama: XD
studan_fox_in_sox: yes! and vintage pantyhose for barbie! only $2.99!
ame_sama: And if you order now, you'll get these lovely matching tea kettles, free! (brb)
studan_fox_in_sox: woohoo! i always wanted tea kettles that matched my pantyhose!
ame_sama: Most definently!
studan_fox_in_sox: yeah!
ame_sama: Yes! And we'll even throw in these complimentary toenail clippers!
studan_fox_in_sox: made of pure recycled endoexpynylonium!
ame_sama: Environmentally safe!
studan_fox_in_sox: unless you're an octopus
ame_sama: Mmhmm.
ame_sama: ....I like octopus. They're cute.
studan_fox_in_sox: it's 'octopai'.
studan_fox_in_sox: i drew an octopus once. it was waving. and it was on fire.
ame_sama: Mmm...Octopus on fire...I crave calamari.
studan_fox_in_sox: ewwwwwwww
ame_sama: Ha. *eats calamari*
studan_fox_in_sox: it'll eat you! it'll stick to your face like on cartoons and squirt ink everywhere! noooooooooo!
ame_sama: Ack! *drowns in ink*
studan_fox_in_sox: heheehe
studan_fox_in_sox: studan_fox_in_sox: hey towns, your girlfriend is dead.
loony_bob: Oh well?
studan_fox_in_sox: hey stef, your boyfriend doesn't care if you die.
ame_sama: Oh my?
studan_fox_in_sox: i think you should tell him off
ame_sama: Oh. Okey then.
studan_fox_in_sox: woohoo! thanks stef
ame_sama: Welcomes.
studan_fox_in_sox: yay
ame_sama: Yay-ness! *throws confetti*
studan_fox_in_sox: can you throw it at towns?
studan_fox_in_sox: and make it some of that super sharp glittery confetti
ame_sama: Oh. Okey then. *grabs her magic bag-o-confetti*
studan_fox_in_sox: yay!
studan_fox_in_sox: i want a bag like that
ame_sama: Mwaha. It's mine. Alllll mine.
studan_fox_in_sox: all of it? i believe the government requires to own 12.5% of it.
ame_sama: Awww... ;_; Fine then. I own 100% minus 12.5% of it then.
ame_sama: Or 88.5%.
studan_fox_in_sox: ha!
ame_sama: *sulks in her corner in the round room*
ame_sama: brb
studan_fox_in_sox: ha.
ame_sama: Bleh. XP
studan_fox_in_sox: bleah?
ame_sama: No. Bleh.
ame_sama: *throws an octopus at you*
studan_fox_in_sox: noooooooooooooooo!
studan_fox_in_sox: *does some sort of lightsaber thing*
ame_sama: Ooooh.... *is impressed*
studan_fox_in_sox: yes. you are impressed. i am ...a fox!
studan_fox_in_sox: *does the jedi mind trick*
ame_sama: *gasp!*
ame_sama: You are ...a fox!
studan_fox_in_sox: a studan one, wearing socks.
ame_sama: And a studan one, wearing socks! *more exclamations of amazement!*
studan_fox_in_sox: exactly!
studan_fox_in_sox: i shall enlighten you in time
ame_sama: Yay-ness! I'm going to be enlightened.
studan_fox_in_sox: your first lesson in enlightenment: use the fork luke.
ame_sama: *writes down* *uses the fork luke* You are oh-so-wise Sensei!
studan_fox_in_sox: hai, soodesu.
ame_sama: Hai, Sensei! *nodnod*
studan_fox_in_sox: niban: itsumo, terebi o miru no tame ni chisaimikanshika tsukurimasu.
ame_sama: O_o Okashina.......I mean, hai Sensei!
studan_fox_in_sox: third lesson: gravity does not exist. if you doubt me, you can prove by taking your computer and trying to drop it out a two storey window. it won't work, but merely hover in the air while you control it with your mind. use the fork.
ame_sama: Oh my! O_O *performs a test*
studan_fox_in_sox: very good.
ame_sama: Arigatou gozaimasu, Sensei. *bows* *is hit by a falling octopus*
studan_fox_in_sox: it was not falling, gravity does not exist remember! tsk tsk...we have a long way to go before you reach the highest order of enlightenment and can be rewarded with a cookie.
ame_sama: Oh. *was hit by a...flying octopus then*
studan_fox_in_sox: yes.
ame_sama: *nodnod* I shall study harder.
studan_fox_in_sox: very good. i shall make you my protege!
ame_sama: Oh! I am honored! XD
studan_fox_in_sox: indeed.
studan_fox_in_sox: *hands you a pez dispenser with smurfs on it*
ame_sama: ..... *is too happy to speak*
studan_fox_in_sox: we pez-jedi of the octopai have no need for words. they are merely frivolous nothings into which we dispense pez.
ame_sama: *nodnod*
studan_fox_in_sox: now, now that you know we don't need words, repeat after me: daniel san wa doitsu jin desu.
ame_sama: Daniel san wa doitsu jin desu.
studan_fox_in_sox: hai, yokudekimatrouta.
ame_sama: Arigatou, Sensei.
studan_fox_in_sox: it has been decided that you must take on a new pez-dispenser-jedi name. Thou shalt now be known as: seizuresaladfunnylegsstupidguywithadashofmayonaise.
studan_fox_in_sox: or for short: seizuresaladfunnylegsstupidguywithadashofmayonaiseandsomefrozentwelvemontholdpizzathattheewoksmadewi thtwelvesecretherbsandnospicesbutinsteadsomeleadcurtainswithwhichyoushallsmotheryourselfanddieinanop eralikefashionforfortyfourcentsonebayontherocksholdtheice.
ame_sama: Yay-ness! Suteki!
studan_fox_in_sox: of course, you realise that all pez dispensing jedi must bow lots and say their names many times when meeting or greeting their superiors, name myself. and your parents.
studan_fox_in_sox: on the other hand, when you get to the level of greatness i have achieved, you are presented with the title of 'Charles".
ame_sama: Hai Sensei! I will work harder, better, faster, stronger to achieve such an honor.
studan_fox_in_sox: and then you will deserve it. but not now, you are being too lazy. i shall reward you with many cookies of miscellaneous vinegar like flavours in due time.
ame_sama: I will make myself worthy!
studan_fox_in_sox: you will make me rich
studan_fox_in_sox: because i sense that in you, the forks are strong.
ame_sama: Yes, Sensei. My forks and I shall bring you honor and financial comfort.
studan_fox_in_sox: especially financial comfort...
ame_sama: Of course. Comfortable financial comfort too.
studan_fox_in_sox: yes. not like that other financial comfort...grr...
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson four: never trust flying elephants unless they pull up in cars and offer a ride, or try and give you candy, or ask where you live, etc.
ame_sama: Yes, yes. I will not trust flying elephants otherwise.
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson five: there is no lesson five.
ame_sama: *writes this down and then eats the paper* No lesson five.
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson six: eating paper is illegal. all pez dispenser jedi caught eating paper will be thrown out of a window to levitate at Wyll and have no sunscreen at all but the stupid kind made of cactus brains.
ame_sama: Urk. O_o I wasn't eating paper, you know. It was cheesecake disguised as paper. *writes down lesson six*
studan_fox_in_sox: very good.
ame_sama: *bows* Hai, Sensei.
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson seven: it is permissable for pez dispenser jedi to eat red crayons. this is done at every meal, followed by the phrase "Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon"
ame_sama: *eats a red crayon with her cookie* Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon. *dies from crayon poisoning*
studan_fox_in_sox: oh no. I killed daniel's girlfriend. oh well. *eats a red crayon* Miss Crayon, I ate my red hoover...wait...
ame_sama: Mwahaha! *insert cheesy fx of choice here* I rise from the dead 'cause I feel like it. And I crave a mint.
studan_fox_in_sox: a pez dispenser mint?
ame_sama: Oooh. That sounds nice. *eats one*
studan_fox_in_sox: why the hell did you just eat that pez dispenser? that was filled with cyanide!
Yahoo! Messenger: ame_sama has logged out. (23/03/2002 at 5:40 p.m.)
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson eight: never log out. ever. EVER! why? why did you leave meeeeeeee? come back, seizuresaladfunnylegsstupidguywithadashofmayonaiseandsomefrozentwelvemontholdpizzathattheewoksmadewi thtwelvesecretherbsandnospicesbutinsteadsomeleadcurtainswithwhichyoushallsmotheryourselfanddieinanop eralikefashionforfortyfourcentsonebayontherocksholdtheice! come back!

[Mikztsu]

This is from Alana's (Ariel) LJ:

I was kind of forced in riding the butterfly. It was a very sizeable butterfly... it stretches probably from my calves to my shoulders, and would be about as wide as my arm span. Being dragged through the water, you tend to swallow a lot of it.


Haha.>=)



Of course this butterfly was just inflatable pool toy she meant.