Quotes In and Out of Context!

[CloudDragon]

Heh, Enano has done that before US and has been quoted already by Preton. Scroll up to see.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

"Oh Phil, thanks for being Phil, you are my Phil. I am here to worship and serve you, Phil." ~Dr Unne

proto3k: *gasp*
proto3k: Damn your Sensual 'Kishiness!

[Calliope]

and one time, in band camp...i mean, in mIRC...

i was making fun of towns, but got rewarded as follows:

Calliope: nananana, nananana WAHEYHEY...GOODBYE!
***Calliope ping timeout***

that was the best peer timing ever

[Awrini]

Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
ChibiEnano> Here have a smurfae
ChibiEnano> errrr funcake

LEAVE ME AND MY TYPOS ALONE!!!!!!

[Leknaat V]

cyk0² says:
my bank is now a...
Leknaat says:
TRENDY WINE BAR
cyk0² says:
lmao
Leknaat says:
but, none of that really matters, you know.... because if i'm 555, then....
cyk0² says:
IM 666
Leknaat says:
YES
Leknaat says:
WHAT'S IT LIKE
Leknaat says:
TO BE A MEMBER
Leknaat says:
OF A troutTY
Leknaat says:
NU-METAL BAND
Leknaat says:
WITH 9 MEMBERS
cyk0² says:
good, actually
Leknaat says:
really?
Leknaat says:
i'll have to join

[Sakura Yume]

BOU>You know what's better than flowers and bunnies and puppy dogs? Child pornography!"

NOTE: has been edited... quite a bit.

[eestlinc]

Kalenisis> MIKE! Mike mike mike...Mikemikemikemikemiekmemiekkemeikemeikeemekeemeikememeikemmeiem,eeiemeiemeiemieike! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. Miikeimeiiiiiiiikem miek emi emi mike e mike mi miek emmie e miek emiek em mieke miek mike miek meik mike mkie mike miek miem, Mikey! miiiiiiiiiikey. *heart attack*
eestlinc> lol
* BOU dies.
BOU> I just took a photo of me exdee-ing.
* eestlinc defibrillates Kalen
* BOU fibrilates her back again.
eestlinc> lol
*** Kalenisis has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
BOU> ack!
eestlinc> thats what you get for refibrillating her!!!!!!!!
BOU> heh, yeah I suppose so.
* BOU dies.

or.........

Matt> Eep
eestlinc> op ork ah ah
BOU> that means "I love you"

[Mikztsu]

I had nice and odd chat with Alana again earlier today. Here's few parts of that scaryish (one might say) convo. I hope this isn't too long. That's why I posted it with small font.



#1

Mikztsu1: *listens voice junk again*
Ceridwyn23: *sighs* You realise I've always been happy with my sullen, bitchy self perception?
Ceridwyn23: I'll take it as a compliment anyways.
Mikztsu1: I try to be nice.=P
Mikztsu1: Hehehe..
Mikztsu1: So very nice.
Ceridwyn23: Yes. You are. You are just so sweet and nice.
Ceridwyn23: Like a stuffed toy come to life.
Mikztsu1: Yes, bitch. =)
Ceridwyn23: Really. >=P
Ceridwyn23: *giggles*
Mikztsu1: Bah! >=)
Ceridwyn23: *pats*
Ceridwyn23: You are scary, though.
Mikztsu1: Stuffed toy come to life?? *laughs insanely and grumbles same time*
Ceridwyn23: Yeah. If they walked the earth, they'd be like you. Most definitely. *Ö_Ö*
Ceridwyn23: It's just so nice, but it's terrifying at the same time.
Mikztsu1: Oh, REALLY? >=)
Ceridwyn23: *nods*
Mikztsu1: And you mean Mik or Ghostraper by this?
Ceridwyn23: Yes. >_*
Mikztsu1: Who am I?
Ceridwyn23: It all depends.
Mikztsu1: Who?
Ceridwyn23: Well.....Ghostie is the teddy bear, the bitch master. Yes?
Ceridwyn23: Mik is the godly one.
Ceridwyn23: So, I dunno.
Ceridwyn23: I DON'T KNOW.
Mikztsu1: Hmm..
Mikztsu1: Ghostraper stuffed toy and Mik would walk hand by hand, perhaps?
Ceridwyn23: Awww!
Ceridwyn23: That's the sweetest thing I've heard of in ages!
Ceridwyn23: That would be wonderful. >=)


#2



Ceridwyn23: Pfft. I'm going to keep on reminding you anyway. What makes you so sure?
Ceridwyn23: Can you trust Ghostraper not to do that?
Mikztsu1: Not to do what?
Ceridwyn23: Not to make you his bitch.
Mikztsu1: I am sure, as I'm sure not being my own bitch.
Mikztsu1: But then again; If I'd make Ghostie my bitch, I would be my own bitch again.
Mikztsu1: *cries*
Ceridwyn23: *ghugs* It's okay.
Mikztsu1: Him being me, and me being him. *sigh*
Ceridwyn23: You can't escape that part of yourself.
Ceridwyn23: You could always live happily as each other's bitch.
Mikztsu1: But I kinda like it. I don't want to escape.
Mikztsu1: Being own self's bitch is small price to pay.
Ceridwyn23: Great. =)
Ceridwyn23: I'm happy for both of you.
Mikztsu1: Are you really?
Ceridwyn23: So who will be the bitch, of curiousity?
Ceridwyn23: Yes, I am. Deliriously so.
Mikztsu1: As I said, I don't know.
Mikztsu1: And it actually doesn'´t matter.
Ceridwyn23: Aww, it's so nice that you and Ghostie are happy with each other like that.
Ceridwyn23: One of you will have to take that role up sooner or later. *O_O*
Mikztsu1: I guess we could come up with agreement, if I/we am/are lucky.
Mikztsu1: We could be each others bitches.
Ceridwyn23: Yes.
Ceridwyn23: You can and should be.

#3

Mikztsu1: *tests something*
Ceridwyn23: That was nasty! *giggles*
Mikztsu1: Hehe.
Mikztsu1: *giggles back*
Ceridwyn23: Cause I'm nice and you're a bastard, I'm not going to warn you back. Now at least. So =P!
Mikztsu1: Haha, =P to you back.
Mikztsu1: Bah, you're bigger bastard than me.
Ceridwyn23: No, I'm a bitch.
Mikztsu1: Yes...
Ceridwyn23: You're a smaller bitch, but a bigger bastard.
Mikztsu1: Thank you for the kind words.
Ceridwyn23: *laughs*
Ceridwyn23: You're very welcome.

#4

Ceridwyn23: Well....it was The Web of Life. About as interesting as biology can be at 11:30PM can be, I guess.
Mikztsu1: *laughs* Sounds so nice.
Ceridwyn23: *giggles* Indeed. I'd crack the whip and get you to update your journal, but it looks like you've been a good Ghostie in my two days absence.
Mikztsu1: *laughs hard*
Mikztsu1: I've tried.
Mikztsu1: But not because I fear you.
Ceridwyn23: And it shows.
Ceridwyn23: *sigh*
Ceridwyn23: You don't?
Mikztsu1: No, I don't fear you
Mikztsu1: Really.
Mikztsu1: Not me.
Mikztsu1: *_*
Mikztsu1: REALLY. *O_O*
Ceridwyn23: Bah. I bet you do. And if you don't, Ghostraper should.
Ceridwyn23: *cracks non-adorable whip*
Mikztsu1: Bah, you can't turn tables just like that.>=)

[Calliope]

(towns) hahaha, this postcard made my day, i should thank whoever sent this
(me) yes towns, i'm SURE they know
(towns) and i bet they're laughing their head off and having a lot of fun
(me) hehehehehehehehehe yes towns i think so too
(towns) hm...i think that if i pretended i did all this, the postcard bandit would get really annoyed
(me) YES i think they would get REALLY annoyed
(towns) i think it's kelly or jewels. or tammy. couldn't possibly be you.
(me) no. of course not.

hahahaha! *gloats over towns*

[Mikztsu]

Hehe..Silly Towns.:P

Anyways, I'm bored and decided to post another argument (not serious of course) with Alana (Ariel). I just find these funny, so to live with it.>+D


mikztsu2000 (05:52:55 PM): Nasty like you?
ceridwyn23 (10:47:31 AM): Yeah. Cause you tend to change moods very often, you know?
mikztsu2000 (05:53:17 PM): Yeah, but you are still nasty although I gave you some credit?
ceridwyn23 (10:48:29 AM): I'm nasty because there's always a chance you will be being nasty again soon, even when you're nice.
mikztsu2000 (05:54:08 PM): That makes you nasty?>=)
ceridwyn23 (10:48:54 AM): You change from teddy bear to delusional to bitchy to occasionally very, very humble and so on.
mikztsu2000 (05:54:15 PM): And how do I change moods?
mikztsu2000 (05:55:18 PM): Ah, so you are kind of "prepared"?
ceridwyn23 (10:49:09 AM): *nods*
ceridwyn23 (10:49:11 AM): Indeed.
mikztsu2000 (05:55:36 PM): Okay, but have you ever thought this:
mikztsu2000 (05:56:05 PM): Maybe I'm being nice. I try to be VERY nice and all...then I see you are just being a nasty bitch, so that makes me nasty too.
ceridwyn23 (10:50:12 AM): Well, that comes back to the issue of you starting it.
ceridwyn23 (10:50:23 AM): I was perfectly nice until you called me slow.




And it went on and on...

[Cactuar2000]

* Cactus goes off to have sex
* Wyllius joins Cactus
Cactus> Back in 35. Seconds.
angel> ooh sex
Cactus> Yeah angel, it's what grown men do.
Cactus> xD
Wyllius> A whole 35 seconds¬!
TifaLockheart> That's not very long
Amarant> u'r all screwed up
Cactus> 35 seconds of hardcore action baby!!
TifaLockheart> ...
angel> euhm.... well ... that it takes you 35 seconds .... is kinda short ....
Cactus> We're acually going to GET screwed up man..
* Wyllius summons the powar !
TifaLockheart> ?
Amarant> good
Cactus> 35 seconds of Cactus love is a year for any mortal
TifaLockheart> riiiight
Cactus> Or 42 seconds of Wyll-ness apparently
Wyllius> xD
Wyllius> 42 Seconds of me has been known to drive people mad and set up wierd cults

[Frihet]

Del Snizz: Tell me a story, daddy!
Panicmonger: *patpat*
Panicmonger: I might..
Del Snizz: Yay!
Panicmonger: If you tell me how school was today.
Del Snizz: It was great! We learned how babies are made!
Panicmonger: .. Ahem. Well, tell me all about it, sonny.
Del Snizz: There's a big factory in Russia where they put all the parts together!
Panicmonger: In which city?
Del Snizz: And then we had lunch.
Del Snizz: Uhh...all of them.
Panicmonger: Oh, how very ambitious of them!
Del Snizz: Yeah, and then we sang songs about long division!
Del Snizz: And I wondered if they did that in Russia, too.
Del Snizz: And then I took a nap.
Panicmonger: A nap? How productive of you. Pfft!
Del Snizz: Pro-duc-tive?
Del Snizz: Daddy, you promised me you'd tell me a story!
Del Snizz: Story! Now! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
Del Snizz: Today we read The Cat in the Hat.
Panicmonger: Hah. Neo-nazi propaganda, it is.
Del Snizz: What's a neato-notsy propagamta?
Del Snizz: Huh, daddy? HUH?!
Panicmonger: *cracks open beer* Well, Krissy.. erm, I mean, sonny..
Del Snizz: Who's Krissy? Mommy said he was a bad, bad man. Is he?
Panicmonger: Yes he is. He is the man who comes into your room at night and dresses you up, and makes you do those funny noises. Not me.
Del Snizz: *starts crying*
Del Snizz: Make him stop, daddy! *sobs*
Panicmonger: Now, now, bub. Men don't cry, now do they? No, not this American heterosexual man, ya hear!?
Del Snizz: But the bad man, daddy! The bad man! The noises! *cries*
Panicmonger: Don't worry sonny. I'll buy you a big, nice rifle for your 5th birthday. Every man needs a big rifle, isn't that so? Then you can shoot this Krissy character.
Del Snizz: YAY! *stops crying* Thank you, daddy! I love you! I mean...I have a largely unemotional attachment befitting of a normal American heterosexual male to you! Did I get it right, daddy?
Panicmonger: Yes, yes, quite right! I will now give you a strictly father/son male hug. No emotions intended.
Del Snizz: *practices aiming a gun* Look, daddy! I'm shooting, I'm shooting! Die Krissy! Die, die die!
Panicmonger: What a sound little American heterosexual boy you are! I say! Now daddy has to go outside to mow the lawn. If you want to, you can borrow one of daddy's guns and do some target practice. Just sit on the front porch of our idyllic American suburban house, and shoot any bypassers. If the police asks you anything, you say that it was self-defence. There should be no problems.
Del Snizz: Thanks, daddy! *goes to the gun room*
Panicmonger: *waves*

[Sephex]

This is a conversation that Danni and I had on AIM, it seems serious, but the gets weird out of nowhere.

I am "Trent51782" Danni is "tifa1383"

tifa1383: hey you
Trent52882: Hi
tifa1383: what's up?
Trent52882: nothing much
Trent52882: I was jsut about to Im you right away...you beat me to it
tifa1383: how are you doing? I read that thread about you and your girl
Trent52882: I posted an update, we are fine now
tifa1383: good
tifa1383: I just came back on,so I haven't seen
Trent52882: I called her this morning and she told me that she was sorry(while crying) and she just wants to be in my arms again
Trent52882: So we had a perfect day with no problems
tifa1383: that's wonderful
tifa1383: I'm glad it worked out for you guys
Trent52882: Yeah, I was upset
Trent52882: She said she wanted ot call me as soon as I left
tifa1383: *patpats*
Trent52882: I am just glad things are better now
Trent52882: oh yeah, I posted in the voice thread in general chat
tifa1383: I could see why
tifa1383: nifty ^-^
Trent52882: thanks
tifa1383: no problem
Trent52882: it is terrible...the again you can hear me now if you wanted to
tifa1383: oh and btw...
tifa1383: !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Trent52882: *then
Trent52882: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tifa1383: ;-)
tifa1383: hehehe!!1!!!2!!
tifa1383: *rofl*
Trent52882: 2!?!?!?!?!
Trent52882: HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

tifa1383: xD
Trent52882: !!!!1!!!!
tifa1383: *giggles*
tifa1383: yeah well.....
Trent52882: that was fun
tifa1383: !!!!!!1!!!!2!!!!!
tifa1383: teehehe
Trent52882: HOLY trout!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trent52882: 1111111222222212121212112!
Trent52882: 3
tifa1383: *rofl*
tifa1383: god.. we are so silly xDD
Trent52882: yep
Trent52882: I should post this on EoFF
Trent52882: That would be great
tifa1383: lol!
tifa1383: a major quote out of context ;-)
Trent52882: I would label the thread "the most important conversation I ever had in my life"
tifa1383: it'd get closed as spam
Trent52882: I guess
tifa1383: post it oin quotes in and out of context so it doesn't get closed
Trent52882: You rally want me too?
Trent52882: I will um...post all this up to even here with my bad gramER
tifa1383: if you want to
tifa1383: tee hehe
Trent52882: lol okay
Trent52882: BLARGH! I AM POSTING IT NOW!!!!!

[Danni]

and I was in hyper mode this morning xD

tifa1383: so.. when are you getting a job babysitting me? xP
Mikztsu1: *laughs hard* I dunno yet.
Mikztsu1: When are you gonna hire me?:P
tifa1383: *giggle*
Mikztsu1: HEhehHEhe
tifa1383: as soon as you get out of finland and come here ;-)
Mikztsu1: That would be awesome job.>=)
tifa1383: yeah it would
Mikztsu1: *would torment Danni`* HEheheHE
tifa1383: you'd get paid to hang out with me xD
tifa1383: torment eh?
tifa1383: hmm....
Mikztsu1: Yep yep.
tifa1383: I can be a bit of a 5 yr old.. writting on walls with markers and whatnot
tifa1383: and throwing food at you xP
tifa1383: so you'd better be nice
Mikztsu1: Haha..you wouldn't do that.>=)
tifa1383: yes I would >:]
Mikztsu1: And if you would, nastiness would happen
Mikztsu1: And you would never make it again.>=P
tifa1383: really?
tifa1383: I'd be punished?
tifa1383: I dunno if I would like that very much.. I might have my sister draw on y00p!
tifa1383: >:]
tifa1383: she's an EVAIL child... the spawn of satan.. i swear O_o
Mikztsu1: *laughs and fears*
tifa1383: yes.. you should.. she takes after...
Mikztsu1: Bah, you would behave.
tifa1383: *dun dun dun* *suspensful music*
tifa1383: Me!!
tifa1383: xD
tifa1383: no i wouldn't!
Mikztsu1: I'd MAKE you behave. Yep. *nodnods*
tifa1383: no.. you couldn't...
tifa1383: mwahahaha!!
Mikztsu1: >=PPpP
tifa1383: >:]
tifa1383: *throws an orange at y00p like a spoiled child*
Mikztsu1: Hahaha
Mikztsu1: *cracks a whip*
tifa1383: *glares at you defiantly and tosses a jello cheesecake flavored pudding at y00p*
Mikztsu1: I should get going now.
Mikztsu1: See you later.
Mikztsu1: *hugs*
tifa1383: lol
tifa1383: foine
tifa1383: *hugs back*
tifa1383: buh byes
Mikztsu1: Bye!


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(unimportant stuff ommitted)

Trent52882: HAHA! She WILL be playing a Final Fantasy game by February!!!!!
tifa1383: YEAH!!!
Trent52882: She will be like "Cloud is hot"
tifa1383: no way d00d...
tifa1383: vincent's hotter xDD
Trent52882: lol
Trent52882: Actually she would like Sephiroth because she likes long hair
tifa1383: hhmmm... yeah he's hot too xD
tifa1383: actually.. yeah..
tifa1383: but vince is STILL hotter..
Trent52882: I guess...I am going to show those pics to her and just say out of nowhere "WHO'S HOTTER?!?!"
tifa1383: lol!
tifa1383: she'll go.. wha? are you insane? xD
Trent52882: yeah
tifa1383: tee ehehe
Trent52882: then I will show a pic of Cait Sith
tifa1383: lol!!
tifa1383: ewwww... he's fat
Trent52882: But the Cat...MAN IS HE HOT!!!!!!
tifa1383: he .. he is??
tifa1383: no way!!
tifa1383: he's all scrawny like xP
Trent52882: Yeah , tifa told me he is good in be--um making breakfast..yeah....
tifa1383: *rofl*

[Mikztsu]

Hah, I had just woke up after sleeping 4 hours when that happened, Danni. ;D My brains weren't really working.

Hehee..It's always fun to read chat logs of recent chats with Ariel.:P I just love these.

Here's few random things again:



ceridwyn23: But being "your" bitch is your allowed illusion.
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ceridwyn23: You're being rather slow today, Mikman.

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mikztsu2000: So, I'll try to make you understand
mikztsu2000: And understand you will.
ceridwyn23: You feel scared on some level of yourself you can't understand when you talk with me. I'm feeling pretty weird talking with you, because you're being so slow.
ceridwyn23: Slower than I ever even could be.
ceridwyn23: I want you to understand.
ceridwyn23: BUt you don't seem to be capable.
mikztsu2000: I'm being slow on purpose.
ceridwyn23: *cries*
ceridwyn23: No, you aren't.
ceridwyn23: I can tell.
mikztsu2000: Hahaha.;D
mikztsu2000: Well, maybe I'm under-rating your speed and overacting this slowness.
ceridwyn23: Maybe it isn't an act. Maybe that's why you're doing it so well.
ceridwyn23: Ever thought of that?
mikztsu2000: Yes, I thought of that.
mikztsu2000: But I happen to knowledge this is just being an act.
mikztsu2000: And don´t you try to confuse me again. It'´s not working anymore, bitch.
ceridwyn23: *giggles* You are such a genius, Ghostie.

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mikztsu2000: Why ignorant?
ceridwyn23: Of the words you read.
mikztsu2000: Yes, I did.
mikztsu2000: Because I thought it's something ridiculous.
ceridwyn23: Ignorance can equate with slowness.
ceridwyn23: Well, you ignored the importance of it. And its lack of ridiculous-ness.
ceridwyn23: Heehee.
mikztsu2000: You just don't get it.
ceridwyn23: *O_O*
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
ceridwyn23: No, you don't understand.
ceridwyn23: *patpats*
ceridwyn23: You will, in time.
mikztsu2000: My word ignoring had nothing to do with that lackness.
ceridwyn23: It had everything to with it.
ceridwyn23: You lack speed.
mikztsu2000: No Alana...
ceridwyn23: Yes Mikael....
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: It doesn't lack ridiculousness as I assumed that the word I'm about to ignore is ridiculous.
ceridwyn23: Then that's just presuming too much.
ceridwyn23: And it is ignorant.
ceridwyn23: And slow.
ceridwyn23: Oh so very slow.
mikztsu2000: Now you're being silly AND ridiculous.
mikztsu2000: And ignorant.
mikztsu2000: Yep.
ceridwyn23: No, I'm paying a lot of attention to what you're saying. You can't just spin your own ignorance back on me.
ceridwyn23: Heehee, you're fearing.