Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Sugpo]

Well, ignore him. He's just a douche-bag.
indeedy
Could you send me that 80MB porn video?
>=D

*Wins the Pornography Freak Award*.

[Squally Leonharty]

squall_nl_2000: Are you married?
doc_wyllius: I think so
squall_nl_2000: You think so?
squall_nl_2000: I want to be sure.
doc_wyllius: I haven't told thw wife that we are yet
squall_nl_2000:
squall_nl_2000: Too bad.
squall_nl_2000: Or else I'd steal your wife and burn her in a vulcano.
squall_nl_2000:
doc_wyllius: Then I'd be forced to remove your genitals with a fork
doc_wyllius:
doc_wyllius:
squall_nl_2000:
squall_nl_2000: Umm
squall_nl_2000: What are genitals?
squall_nl_2000: *patpats your shoulder*
squall_nl_2000: Lost your tongue?
squall_nl_2000: SPEAK TO ME!
squall_nl_2000: *kicks*
squall_nl_2000:
doc_wyllius:
doc_wyllius: Your happy place is them skwoo
squall_nl_2000: Eh..?
squall_nl_2000: o_O
doc_wyllius:
doc_wyllius: Look between your legs
squall_nl_2000: Oh
squall_nl_2000: Them!
squall_nl_2000: :laugh:
squall_nl_2000:
squall_nl_2000: Nifty.
squall_nl_2000: We have never chatted so much before.
squall_nl_2000:
squall_nl_2000: You seem not a bad guy to me after all.
squall_nl_2000: *not to be
doc_wyllius: Yes, it's my plan to steal your thingymajuigs
squall_nl_2000: Hehe
squall_nl_2000: *goes to wear 10 pants*
squall_nl_2000: Now try it.
squall_nl_2000: BRING IT ON!
squall_nl_2000:
doc_wyllius: *Uses a harpoon gun*
squall_nl_2000: o_O
squall_nl_2000: *gets a steel plate*
squall_nl_2000: Hah
doc_wyllius: *Replaces the harpoon with Tiff*
squall_nl_2000: Missed
squall_nl_2000: o_O
squall_nl_2000: *undresses*
squall_nl_2000: w00t
doc_wyllius: xD
squall_nl_2000: BRING IT ON!
squall_nl_2000:
squall_nl_2000: :laugh:
doc_wyllius: *Fires*
squall_nl_2000: YAY!
doc_wyllius: Direct HIT! *Sucking noises*
squall_nl_2000: :laugh:
doc_wyllius: *Flees*
squall_nl_2000: Nifty.


I haven't laughed so much before! Thanks Wyllie, I needed that.

[Kaluriel]

squall_nl_2000: I'm very busty at the moment
realsteviepowers: are you, lol )
squall_nl_2000: eh?
realsteviepowers: you said busty instead of busy
squall_nl_2000: Oh

[Squally Leonharty]

Did I really say that? *doesn't remember* Oh well.

[Kaluriel]

Originally posted by Squally Leonharty
Did I really say that? *doesn't remember* Oh well.

Yeah, over the summer, and you told me not to post it as well

[Velld Ragnarok]

Here's something I found funny. . .:

I'm lezrd Valeth, Marquiscissoman is a friend from FFS.


marquiscissorman: Eden
Lezrd Valeth: Yes!?
marquiscissorman: What has been happening?
marquiscissorman: hello?
marquiscissorman: /me pokes Eden in the eye
Lezrd Valeth: To the Pncho Cave Rain Coat boy!
marquiscissorman: Rain Coat Boy?
Lezrd Valeth: Yes, that is you.
marquiscissorman: I se
marquiscissorman: To the Poncho Cave
marquiscissorman: !!!
Lezrd Valeth: We must hurry before octor Rain spoils the picnic!
Lezrd Valeth: Doctor^
marquiscissorman: Ok
marquiscissorman: Hurry
marquiscissorman: Do we have an Umbrella Mobile?
Lezrd Valeth: Yes, it is waiting.
marquiscissorman: woohoo
Lezrd Valeth: Remember to bring your water repellant belt.
marquiscissorman: !!!
marquiscissorman: /me straps on his equipment
Lezrd Valeth: Ok good, now let's go!
marquiscissorman: Let's go!
marquiscissorman: /me goes
Lezrd Valeth: *flys the Umbrellas mobile to the picnic*
marquiscissorman: /me goes too
marquiscissorman: Are we there yet?
Lezrd Valeth: No, we float at incredibly slow speeds.
marquiscissorman: I see
Lezrd Valeth: Ok we're here! Quickly put yourself on one of the people!
marquiscissorman: /me puts himself on one of the people
Lezrd Valeth: *sets up the umbrella, and goes onto one of the people
marquiscissorman: /me sprays repellent on people's glasses
Lezrd Valeth: Good job!
marquiscissorman: Yeah!
Lezrd Valeth: *trys to make the Tarp pellet work for once* grr this equipment is defective!
marquiscissorman: Let's hope King Sunshine awakes soon!
marquiscissorman: Deffective
marquiscissorman: !
marquiscissorman: Try mine
Lezrd Valeth: Ok! *takes Rain Coat Boy's tarp pellet and gets the tarp over the table*
Lezrd Valeth: There, now to wait.
marquiscissorman: Whoo!
marquiscissorman: /me waits
Lezrd Valeth: What an exciting superhero job this is!
marquiscissorman: Yes!
marquiscissorman: /me yawns
Lezrd Valeth: POW! BANG! The rain's falling!
marquiscissorman: at least . . . The BOLT! hasn't come yet
Lezrd Valeth: *gasp* That's right, we forgot to bring the Magical Lighting rod to catch the bolt!


He got peered then and never came back. o.O

[Mikztsu]

These ones are for bored people; people who wants to be confused/disturbed. Just some odd chatting (normal to us) with Alana (Ariel) today. Nothing special really, and kinda long, but meh, I'm bored and I had to do something.

*revives quotes thread from almost deadness also and grooves for Laners' backness*

(You are so dead Mik! NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DO THIS AGAIN!

Anywho, for your enjoyment. Mik/Alana!! Conversation! (Caution: May not be up yet... ~Proto)

EDIT: Bwahahaha. *s3x0rs Proto*

Re-Edit: Bah, it's NOT up.>=) *cracks his whip on Proto*

(It's Up now! >=D ~Proto)

[Rao]

Wherever you are, you will always be there o0;

[Spatvark]

Originally posted by Majin-Squall

I think now that for all i know i could exist

[Rydia of Mist]

"I love you. Don't worry about my butt." ~Happypeepeehead

[Ariel]

Mikael, you forgot the most important stuff you admitted. I omitted the parts that might make this confusing. I wish had the rest of that convo. You left out the best stuff. Hehee. I guess it was kinda disturbing anyway. *^_<*

mikztsu2000 (12:33:46 AM): *@_@*
mikztsu2000 (12:33:55 AM): Nevermind again.>_<
mikztsu2000 (12:34:02 AM): *admits that is kinda slow today*
mikztsu2000 (12:34:09 AM): TODAY
ceridwyn23 (12:34:12 AM): Heehee.
ceridwyn23 (12:34:28 AM): Wish I could stick around longer to see this then. >=9
mikztsu2000 (12:34:39 AM): See what?
mikztsu2000 (12:34:52 AM): You aren't making much sense, as usual...
ceridwyn23 (12:35:04 AM): Oh, Mikman, Mikman, Mikman.

[Yu Law]

Originally posted by Rao
Wherever you are, you will always be there o0;

ROFL! That's hilarious xD

[Sakura Yume]

*Del_Snizz sends CB some instructional tapes.
Lol.
*Crunchy-Beverage returns that with a letter-bomb.
*Belladonna_Knight turns into Don Juanity.
Belladonna_Knight> *Juanita
Crunchy-Beverage> Ask Mik, I don't need those instructional tapes.
DreamCatcher> But Mikey, you can't act perverted. What would your tapes be like to anyone else?
Mikzers> I'll teach you.
*Crunchy-Beverage puffs up his chest.
Del_Snizz> Yes, that's right. I'm far too dignified...or not.
***Wilko-Away has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Crunchy-Beverage> Yes.
*DreamCatcher rapes Mikey.
Del_Snizz> Thankya?
*Crunchy-Beverage joins in.
*** Wilko-Away (i.ate@your.sisters.edible.panties.org) has joined #eoff
Del_Snizz> Thankya?
DreamCatcher> Ewww...
*Mikzers rapes Snizz also
*DreamCatcher runs away from CB and Mik.
Crunchy-Beverage> That hurts, Tammy.
Del_Snizz> Go to hell, Mik.
DreamCatcher> I dun like guys younger than me.
Mikzers> [Snizz being gang-raped noises]
Crunchy-Beverage> xD
Del_Snizz> You don't hear that every day...
Mikzers> Yeah, but we COULD in the future.>=P
Crunchy-Beverage> I'd quote this, if I could post.
*Crunchy-Beverage forgot his fora password.
Mikzers> We could make that very regular noise...
*Crunchy-Beverage twitches.

[Wyllius]

I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.

I WAS DRUNK.

http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3

[Rydia of Mist]

Originally posted by Wyllius
http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3

Oh. My. God.