Quotes In and Out of Context!

[HighSorceressDelial]

"I even hugged Angela! I never do that! I even huggled Melanie! I never do that! I even hugged Matt! I....dunno why I did that,...."
~Frank


~Delial:mog:

[Mikztsu]

Evil and twisted #EoFF chat? You'd better watch your ars..I mean ham (in my case). You never know what happens. Ö_Ö



Mikztsu> Watch your mouth, Raf.
angel> my script didn't work
Master_Vivi> O_o
Master_Vivi> I didn't say anything
Master_Vivi> ...oe did I?
StooJ> Ally is not having much luck...
*** angel is now known as angel-sleep
Mikztsu> Yeah, that's why.
Mikztsu> So watch it.
Master_Vivi> Watch your arse, Mik
Mikztsu> *watches*
*** StooJ has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
Mikztsu> You behind me?
Ally> My brother is clinging to me.
Ally> Help.
Master_Vivi> Who knows? When you sleep what I do to it?
Mikztsu> You tell ME. *_*
Master_Vivi> How do you think I can regenerate mine so fast?
*** Chris|Away has joined #eoff
Mikztsu> I won't sleep.
Chris|Away> *dies*
*** Chris|Away is now known as Chris
Cloud> hi Chris
Mikztsu> Hi?
Chris> Greetings.
Mikztsu> By sleeping, perhaps?
*** Dingo_Jellybean has quit IRC (Leaving: )
Mikztsu> Okay, so if I sleep, what are you gonna do with my arse?
Master_Vivi> *shakes head*
Mikztsu> Emphasis on word "If".
* Mikztsu clings on Ally's bro
* Master_Vivi closes the refrigerator full of Mik's arse's slices
*** Award_Guy|Ciddies has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Mikztsu> Oh mine...
Mikztsu> Not everyone has regenerating arses, Raf.>=\
Master_Vivi> Exactly
Mikztsu> What you just did is unreversable.
Master_Vivi> That's why I replace yours with ham when I slice it
Master_Vivi> It looks the same
Mikztsu> Ooooh! *_^
Mikztsu> So you are gonna put ham where my arse used to be?
Majin-Squall> And have MikArse Sandwhiches?

[Shoeberto]

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
<Proto> Wyll doesn't scare me.
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> How about Wyll's SWORD?
<Proto> That thing? *laughs* That's nothing
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Yeah, it is pretty small...

<Justanotherguy> Hey, size doesn't matter!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Hsu, you're a pubescent boy. Size ought to mean everything to you!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> You ought to be measuring your unit with a ruler every morning like that lovable rapscallion from "Porky's"!
<Justanotherguy> XD
<Justanotherguy> There's a very distinct mole on the end...

<Proto> Get yourself ready for steamy action boys.
<Justanotherguy> Steamy action boys? Gross.

I can't believe you posted that :laugh:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

"*uses an expander to artificially raise the staff's size*" ~Master Vivi

[Mindflare]

[12:59.24am] * eestlinc extracts to mp3
[1:00.24am] * Mindflayer extracts Del to mp3
[1:00.32am] < eestlinc > heh
[1:01.16am] * Del_Snizz is impressed by his near-CD-quality digital sound and compact new size.
[1:02.04am] * eestlinc downloads Del
[1:02.16am] * Chickencha is...uh...what is he, now?
[1:02.23am] * David deletes Del
[1:02.41am] < Del_Snizz > Aw...
[1:02.54am] < eestlinc > heh
[1:02.58am] < David > Damned waste of space
[1:03.23am] < Del_Snizz > Well, you've got me there...
[1:03.27am] * Mindflayer pulls Del out of David's Recycle Bin
[1:04.18am] < Del_Snizz > Hey, don't pull me out. I wasn't finished.

[m4tt]

·Kildarre·"Mom, I want to play with myself but I can't find my joystick!"

[Seifer]

Aexoden> When you dis Seifer, you're dissing yourself. I mean, don't we all have a little of Seifer inside of us?

xD

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

* Kawaii_Ryuukishi tears away Wasubu's artificial skin to reveal him to be an evil robot clone!
<DreamCatcher> Oooo sexay!!
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi falls over.

[Yu Law]

Originally posted by Matt
·Kildarre·"Mom, I want to play with myself but I can't find my joystick!"

XDDD

[Big Boss Chad]

from the ill fated earthwormjim, when one receives a pie, all is well

[Mindflare]

[8:31.19pm] < eestlinc > yes, live to the fullest, join the bewbie party!

[eestlinc]

heh, i like the bewbie...I mean NEWBIE party

[Dew Drop]

Sugpo says:
I've got a question. Sorry, you must be getting annoyed by these, but meh.
Sugpo says:
Are you ever going to step into the modelling scene?
Tiffany says:
Nope
Tiffany says:
I want to be an author or a screen writer
Sugpo says:
Dammit.
Tiffany says:
???
Sugpo says:
Don't worry. I was just thinking something perverted, and I don't exactly want to follow up on that "dammit" remark...
Sugpo says:
Heh.
Tiffany says:
^^
Tiffany says:
I don't want to know what kind of modelling you were thinking of
Sugpo says:
You must have a vague idea.
Tiffany says:
More than a vague one unfortunately
Tiffany says:
^^
Sugpo says:
*hopes you don't slap the pimp*
Sugpo says:
Dude, I'm weak. I'm calling myself a pimp.
Tiffany says:
xD


Sugpo says:
I would be joining your party, but I've already left EoFF.
Tiffany says:
^^
Tiffany says:
Will you ever come back?
Sugpo says:
... maybe.
Sugpo says:
If I win an award of some kind, there may be a chance of me returning. I must be able to show off my greatness, or show of my lameness if I get something.

Tiffany says:
???
Sugpo says:
Eh?
Tiffany says:
meh
Sugpo says:
Amen.

Tiffany says:
I'm not boring you am I?
Sugpo says:
No, you're entertaining me.
Sugpo says:
You are giving my fingers something to do.
Sugpo says:
... eh, hang on. Dirty thought, dirty thought. >=D


And that's only ONE conversation!

[Yu Law]

[UnholyPlunger] AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHGH! *staples Ryuukishi*

*Kawaii_Ryuukishi kinda likes it.

[UnholyPlunger] *staple!*

*Matto is envious

[Kawaii_Ryuukishi] Ooh, baby.

[Laguna] O_o

*Proto unstaples Kishi.

[Arrii] Mmmm... staples.

*Kawaii_Ryuukishi smacks Proto.

[Kawaii_Ryuukishi] Fresh!

[Matto] Uh oh...

*UnholyPlunger gives Ryuukishi the stapler

[UnholyPlunger] Here, knock yourself out

*Proto kinda likes it.

*Kawaii_Ryuukishi staples himself and others.

[Proto] Hey, that's my left kidney!


XDD!

[BlkKnight]

*edited for fluff*

[16:10] < OMEGA> who is our master...?
[16:10] < blackat> ???
[16:10] * Daryl is?
[16:10] < OMEGA> god!
[16:10] * BlkKnight thought he was
[16:10] < Heart> Daryl! blasphemy Omega
[16:11] * Daryl will share the power with BlkJeff.
[16:11] * BlkKnight shares the power
[16:11] < Daryl> Ooh, baby.
[16:11] < Daryl> xD
[16:11] < BlkKnight> xP
[16:11] * Daryl giggles.