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    <ShlupQuack> Nooo! No nekked Sean!
    <ShlupQuack> I just wouldn't be able to handle that.
    <ShlupQuack> I don't know if I'd laugh or puke.

    * ShlupQuack cuts her boner off.

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    These are old... Maybe from like nearing a year ago? But whatever, it's all I have for retalliation. (Retalliation? Is that right?)

    Kawaii_Ryuukishi- "Dick Cheney's a transvestite....female masturbation.....OH GOD, I actually said the vaginal scars thing..."

    Kawaii_Ryuukishi- That's when a man sticks his PENIS in a woman's VAGINA and they make sweet, sweet love.

    Kawaii_Ryuukishi- Yeah, she was confusing "colon" with "thick, throbbing penis."

    And just for the fun of it.... (Sailor Fisheye = Belladonna)

    Sailor_Fisheye hacks off a few more phallic tentacles to let off steam.
    Sailor_Fisheye
    - Or when two women rub their v--no, I won't say it.
    * Sailor_Fisheye beats herself with the big stick of punishment.
    Sailor_Fisheye
    - Penises, penii... whatever
    Sailor_Fisheye What? What's wrong with references to lesbian sex?

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    Makyen X: *whispers* Let me be your hero... */whispers*
    KewlSkye: o_O;;
    Makyen X: LET ME BE YOUR HERO BAY-BEE!! *on his knees, eyes closed*
    Makyen X: Let me stay by you forever...
    KewlSkye: Eh... o_O;; *runs*
    Makyen X: ... you can take... my breath away. *almost crying*

    Ooh, more quotey goodness. >=P (This was directly after the above.)

    KewlSkye: *quotes*
    Makyen X: *quotes your mama*
    Makyen X: ^_~;
    Makyen X: Sorry... I'm just... odd.
    KewlSkye: *quotes YOUR mama* ^_~; Sorry... I'm also... odd.
    Makyen X: *quotes your mama's MAMA!!*
    KewlSkye: *quotes your mama's mama's mama!*
    Makyen X: We'ze be odd, dawg. *some odd "homey-G" rappah styles symbol with fingers*
    KewlSkye: Maybe I should quote this too. =P
    Makyen X: *quotes your mama's roommate's daughter's gopher*
    Makyen X: xDDD
    KewlSkye: xDDDDD My mama doesn't have a roommate.
    Makyen X: Shoot. *quotes you're TV*
    KewlSkye: *QOUTS UR KUMPOOTR*
    KewlSkye: Beat that. *wins*
    Makyen X: Frigger digger!
    Last edited by Pancaek; 12-04-2001 at 02:48 AM.

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    For those who don't know (because apparently, Nicole didn't... xD), I was singing the lyrics from Hero by Enrique Iglasias. You know, that latino guy. O_O;
    don't u θink? i 罠 β wiθ u

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    Kat says:
    awww
    Kat says:
    plenty more fish!
    Kat says:
    ...i wonder why they say that
    Kat says:
    what have fish got to do with anything?
    Tiffany says:
    I don't know what fish have to do with it
    Tiffany says:
    just one of those things
    Kat says:
    yeah s'pose
    Tiffany says:
    I would prefer; "There are plenty more hot, gorgeous muffin's in the basket"

    You wouldn't understand unless you heard the rest when I said I loved hot choco muffins! ^^

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    ·Scottie· I know what you mean, Britt. Many nights I have to scream "Give it to me, Britt's mom!" And she takes forever
    Mr Thou! Mr Thou!

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    KewlSkye: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Makyen X: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Makyen X: People will think I have no friends... xDDDDD
    Makyen X: It's okay though... we'll keep people puzzled >=)))))))))
    KewlSkye: Yeah. >=B
    Makyen X: O_O
    Makyen X: That is the coolest smiley ever!!!
    KewlSkye: Two-tounged. =B
    Makyen X: I thought those were buck-teetfh
    KewlSkye: They could be.
    Makyen X: =BBBBBBBBBBBBBB
    Makyen X: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Makyen X: That is the best!
    KewlSkye: >=BppbPBPPBBPPBPBpbpBpbPBPbpPBPBPBB
    Makyen X: xDDDDDDD
    Makyen X: >=BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPBBBBB
    KewlSkye: =o
    Makyen X: =I
    Makyen X: =J
    KewlSkye: =L
    Makyen X: =U
    don't u θink? i 罠 β wiθ u

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    And here's more, directly after that:

    KewlSkye: =A =B =C =D =E =F =G =H =I =J =K =L =M =N =O =P =Q =R =S =T =U =V =W =X =Y =Z
    Makyen X: xD *quotage*
    KewlSkye: w00t!
    Makyen X: Darn
    Makyen X: Should've quoted that one too
    KewlSkye: It's not too late.
    Makyen X: Too lazy... xDDD
    Makyen X: =B
    KewlSkye: <=B
    Makyen X: |=B Unibrow
    KewlSkye: |=O
    Makyen X: xD
    KewlSkye: |=P
    KewlSkye: d:D->-<|:
    Makyen X: O_O;;;;;;;;;
    Makyen X: dxD->-<
    KewlSkye: dxP-<-|
    Makyen X: =K

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    This is a chat over ICQ between a friend and I. I'm Loserkid, he's ¤Chelsea's (which is supposed to be ¤Chelsea's Casanova¤, but the log cut it off).

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:40 PM FINE!

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:41 PM Use caps lock much?

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:42 PM NO. WHERE WOULD YOU GET SUCH AN IDEA?

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:42 PM I got the idea from seeing a show on the
    Discovery channel about the mating season of
    the wooly rhino. It was a traumatizing
    experience, so no more talking about it.

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:43 PM ok

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:44 PM Good. Great. Fine. Super.

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:45 PM that's flabtabulusly spiffyterrific!

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:45 PM Holy duck flateulance, batman!

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:46 PM holy, mating wolly rinos, batman

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:46 PM SILENCE!
    *sob*

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:46 PM *crowd is quiet, crickets chirp impatiently*

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:47 PM Holy impatient chirping crickets, batman!

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:47 PM AAAAAHHHHH! where?

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:48 PM Right...there! *points* Right next to the
    breakdancing leprachauns!

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:49 PM *jumps into robin's arms* get 'em off! *pouts*

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:49 PM Sorry, all we got is a man running around with
    his pants around his neck claiming to be
    batman. No Robin for you!

    ¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:51 PM oh, that's not fair! tommy got his own Robin!

    Loserkid 12/09/20 9:52 PM Well Tommy's going to die a horrible, firey
    death for all of his sins.

    And I'm going to quote this at EoFF, whether
    you like it or not.


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    SOTHIS2U: Fine then, do you want what's in the bag, Kat?
    Airanselcona: Yes, she does.
    Airanselcona: Give it her.
    Airanselcona: Give it to her.
    Airanselcona: Before I go over the rate limit again.
    timbersworld: er...
    Airanselcona: I'll be sure to save this and convert it to mirc logs so I can statize it.
    SOTHIS2U: Okay, *gives Kat the bag* Open it up.
    Airanselcona: Mwahahaha.
    Airanselcona: I will win!
    timbersworld: lol
    timbersworld: s***
    SOTHIS2U: Yay! More lines for me.
    Airanselcona: *slaps her*
    timbersworld: thanx
    SOTHIS2U: I said, OPEN IT!
    timbersworld: What's the link to that page again.. I lost it
    Airanselcona: Open the bag, and then I'll tell you.
    timbersworld: *opens*
    SOTHIS2U: *pops out the bag and s3x0rs her*
    Airanselcona: That's disturbing on at least 5 levels.
    SOTHIS2U: How I pulled off this amazing feat...the world may never know.
    .

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    [Proto] I can't wait to get my scanner fixed. >=D
    [Aexoden] Why?
    [Proto] So I can scan that Diablos picture for you Cloud.
    [Cloud] okay, thanx dude
    *** Freya has joined #eoff
    [Proto] And also, that nude female model. >=D not that I want to. *shrugs*
    [Cloud] !_!
    * Cloud beckons proto around the ally way
    [Squally_Leonharty] [Proto] And also, that nude female model. >=D not that I want to. *shrugs* <-- GIMME!
    [Squally_Leonharty] xD
    [Squally_Leonharty] GIMME! GIMME! I wanna have it! xD
    [Cloud] shhh, he's doing me first!
    [Squally_Leonharty] o_O
    * Squally_Leonharty quotes that.


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    [9:18pm] (Ally) well, we found the LotR set in the addict...so...yeah
    (Addict) WoT is aimed at a higher age group
    (Addict) in the addict?
    [9:18pm] (Ally) gah
    [9:18pm] (Ally) attic

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    Kellyellie> You're the guy who I thought went to school with Tammy and Jewels
    Razzerath> Yes.
    Razzerath> Heh, the Tammy in our class is rather... dull.
    Razzerath> She thought Christmas was on the twenty-fifth of december! xD
    Razzerath> December*
    Jewels> Heh.
    Kellyellie> But it is?
    Zell|School> ...
    Razzerath> It is?
    Razzerath> I thought it was the twenty-first...
    Kellyellie> Noo!
    * Razzerath blinks. "God damn, I'm a retard".
    Jewels> Awww, well now you know.
    Razzerath> Someone has to quote that. xD

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    "When you said 'peanut boy', i thought of daniel. i really did."
    -Tammy

    "shut up! i can drop anything, and you know it!"
    -Tammy

    "and while you are complaining about the price of pharmaceuticals, a little girl waits. and hopes. she hopes that someday she will get a letter from del."
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    [5:33.30pm] < darkff > u people are stupid
    [5:33.35pm] < Mindflare > Yes, we is.
    [5:33.36pm] < DreamCatcher > Thank you?
    --It's me!--

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