del_snizz (Wed 12/19/01 07:49:27 PM): I once heard that a monster lives in that old house down the street, and it comes out at night, and it scares little kids away from its secret lair where it tortures salesmen and Jehoveh's Witnesses. And then I heard that the monster is three thousand years old and comes from Ancient Egypt, and there's a curse that goes with it that if you ever look into its eyes, you'll turn into some kind of a half-dog, half-igneous rock type creature. And then I heard that there was never a house like that down the street. And I was really freaked out.


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