Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Dew Drop]

*In convo with WordsOfIvory*
TiffanyLowell: Stoopid water bra
TiffanyLowell: *bursts*

[Loony BoB]

ChibiRinoa: It's a YaBB board though. I'm member of another YaBB, which is also not at yabb, but still it's a YaBB.

*dies*

Me: Skwowwy also approves of your site.
Me: Matt shrugs.
BOU: Squally is a dope and Matt is whipped.

[Dew Drop]

TiffanyLowell: *hits elf*
TiffanyLowell: *hits self also*
WordsOfIvory: LOL
TiffanyLowell: Those godammn elves piss me off so much! They ain't really that good at making toys anywho! Blech!

[ChibiRinoa]

Me and BoBo, one of our more...intelligent conversations...

loony_bob (11:17:41 PM): Fun?
aenea9 (11:13:23 PM): fun??
loony_bob (11:18:12 PM): Fun!
aenea9 (11:13:45 PM): Fun?
loony_bob (11:18:31 PM): Fun...
aenea9 (11:14:06 PM): Fun.
loony_bob (11:18:43 PM): Fun.
aenea9 (11:14:19 PM): Fun?
loony_bob (11:19:33 PM): FUN.
aenea9 (11:15:11 PM): Fun!
loony_bob (11:20:08 PM): Fun!!
aenea9 (11:15:42 PM): Fun!!!!
loony_bob (11:20:34 PM): FUN!
aenea9 (11:16:08 PM): ...Fun?
loony_bob (11:20:45 PM): Fun.
aenea9 (11:16:25 PM): Fun!
loony_bob (11:21:07 PM): ...ok, I'm out of fun now.
loony_bob (11:21:08 PM): xD

xD

[Loony BoB]

del_snizz (Wed 12/19/01 07:49:27 PM): I once heard that a monster lives in that old house down the street, and it comes out at night, and it scares little kids away from its secret lair where it tortures salesmen and Jehoveh's Witnesses. And then I heard that the monster is three thousand years old and comes from Ancient Egypt, and there's a curse that goes with it that if you ever look into its eyes, you'll turn into some kind of a half-dog, half-igneous rock type creature. And then I heard that there was never a house like that down the street. And I was really freaked out.


Best thing I read all day. Well... equal with the editing of one post by both Chicky and I.

BoB
BooB
BoB
BooB
BoB
B00B
BzerozeroB

xD

[Sakura Yume]

Just before, this was said in chat...

Chickencha> They'll probably receive them in a matter of days, I'd guess.
DreamCatcher> Yeah.
DreamCatcher> Hehe, the sock cheered me up heaps yesterday.
Chickencha> That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. XZD
Chickencha> XD*
DreamCatcher> Lol.
Chickencha> Well, it's good to know that it was put to some sort of use.
DreamCatcher> Well it did. My sunburn still hurts now though >.0
Chickencha> Proto has the sock's mate.
DreamCatcher> Hehe, does it also have a hole in it.
Chickencha> I think it did.
DreamCatcher> Lol. Nice!
Proto> There's a little hole at the neck of the sock
DreamCatcher> I was laughing so hard I stopped paying attention to FF7 and almost died hehe.
Chickencha> Yeah, that'd be it.
Proto> It smells like Evan's foot. :P
Proto> Not that I ever smelled Evan's foot before. It just has a weird smell to it.
Chickencha> It was washed!
DreamCatcher> I didn't smell it...
Chickencha> Wait...you smelled it? o_O
Proto> =P
Chickencha> I'll take that as an "I'm joking," since that's the way I want to take it.
DreamCatcher> Jeffy..no.

[Mysty]

In a conversation with my friend Brandon. Just another example of my typos

Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
i got some funny screentrouts of t too
. says:
hehe
Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
O.o whats a screentrout?
. says:
lol
. says:
a screan with trout
Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
*cleans up the trout that the screen has just done on the floor* bad screen! Dont do that again!
. says:
lol

[Spatvark]

(Elephant_Man) goodthing i don't spam no more
(Elephant_Man) but i could
(Elephant_Man) like this~!
(Elephant_Man) googly!
(Elephant_Man) bog bog!!!
(Elephant_Man) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
*** Elephant_Man has quit IRC (User has been banned from this server)
(Tavaryn) Yeah, he COULD spam. He can't now.

That made me laugh... heh

[Sakura Yume]

DreamCatcher> Pretty please?
Del_Snizz> BAH^9pi!
DreamCatcher> Wha?!? lol.
DreamCatcher> What's that meant to mean?
DreamCatcher> A no?
Del_Snizz> No, it means bah to the power of 9pi.
DreamCatcher> Lol.
DreamCatcher> Nice!
Del_Snizz> Indubitably.
DreamCatcher> Gah big words I don't know. *runs around like a headless chicken, trips, falls, dies*
Del_Snizz> *approves*
DreamCatcher> Ghost: Not surprised by that.

Neel> We need some Kishi in this room... A nice Kishi to dish out a round of insults.
Shorty> Yes! Kiski! Argh, why didn't I think of that?
*Del_Snizz looks under various rocks.
Neel> Because you spelled it wrong.
Neel> Try the logs, Del.
Del_Snizz> Darn. It looks like he's not around...
Shorty> oops.
Neel> They're damper.
Shorty> *feels stupid*
Del_Snizz> Even the natural logs?
Neel> Yeah, they're the perfect environment for a Kishi to fester.
*Del_Snizz gets the snake hook and cattle prod.
*Del_Snizz puts them in his drawer for later tonight.
Neel> Don't forget the rat bait.
Del_Snizz> Now, let's find 'Kishi.

[Tears of Stardust]

Sugpo says:
I'm not Matt... he's a pussy.
Pretty self explainitory.

[Yu Law]

(Pres is me)

president_capsule_corp: You know what I mean. The little twisty thing.
del_snizz: I'll twisty your little thing...

XD!! Ah, classic Snizzism. *_*

[Sakura Yume]

Sephiroth02> How can Spank use the /mode command when he's not an op?
Proto> I never got banned.
Citizen_Erased> He is a ircop
Andaris|Sulking> he's an IRcop
DreamCatcher> He's an IRCop.
Aexoden> Because he's an IRCop.

Classic...

[Altaizen]

this might seem a little long....

[23:42] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF, and happy holidays. Or not. It has been and always will be called Soda."
[23:42] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Thanks Matt.
[23:43] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· hmm... how long d'ya think that'll last?
[23:43] ·Matt|RO· Till Snizz wakes up.
[23:43] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics."
[23:43] ·Matt|RO· There ya go.
[23:43] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU"
[23:44] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge*"
[23:44] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party*"
[23:44] •Andaris• ....
[23:44] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited*"
[23:44] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Stoppit.
[23:44] •Andaris• Tippots
[23:44] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this*"
[23:45] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this."
[23:45] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· this is gonna keep on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
[23:45] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU."
[23:45] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick."
[23:46] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*."
[23:46] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick."
[23:46] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*."
[23:47] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*."
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· I'm sick of all of you!
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Spank, do something.
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· XD
[23:47] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*. *drops a black rose*"
[23:47] •Andaris• I thought you were already dead
[23:47] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· no Del is dead
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*. *drops a black rose* By the way,"
[23:48] ·Del_Snizz· Darn.
[23:48] ·Matt|RO· Out of space?
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us."
[23:48] •Andaris• lol
[23:48] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party*"
[23:48] * Matt|RO throws it out the winda.
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties."
[23:49] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well."
[23:49] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal..."
[23:50] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits*"
[23:50] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches*"
[23:50] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks*"
[23:51] (nick change) Addict|FFX (PoIaris@FFChat-29678.204.179.79.quickclick.ctc.net) has morphed to "Addict|Sleep" 11:51pm
[23:51] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet."
[23:51] •Andaris• BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
[23:51] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes*"
[23:51] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes* *silently punches Matt in the groin*"
[23:52] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· they're getting near the limit now...
[23:52] •Andaris• yup
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes* *silently punches Matt in the groin* *falls over quie"
[23:52] •Andaris• Matt should touch it....
[23:52] ·Matt|RO· Nuts.
[23:52] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· heh
[23:52] •Andaris• lol
[23:52] ·Del_Snizz· Whoo-hoo!
[23:52] •Andaris• Is this like a game
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again!"
[23:52] •Andaris• who ever touches the limit loses?
[23:52] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen."
[23:52] •Andaris• There for it's Matt:1 Del:1
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no?"
[23:53] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way."
[23:53] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way."
[23:53] (join) David (David@65.129.177.2965) has joined #eoff 11:53pm
[23:53] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse?"
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad!"
[23:54] •Andaris• That sounds disgusting
[23:54] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo?"
[23:54] ·David· bored much?
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist*"
[23:54] •Andaris• this has been going on for awhile
[23:54] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· they're getting near the limit now...
[23:54] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again*"
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow."
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh."
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :("
[23:55] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· now it gets really cheap
[23:55] •Andaris• Matt loseslol
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah."
[23:55] •Andaris• lol
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'("
[23:55] •Andaris• holy crap..
[23:55] •Andaris• I'm wrong
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 3"
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34"
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34."
[23:55] ·Matt|RO· *wins*
[23:55] •Andaris• Del Loses
[23:56] Matt: 2 Del: 1
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· Ahem. The period.
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· ???
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· Del added a .
[23:56] ·Matt|RO· Oh my.
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· I added a period.
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· Look.
[23:56] •Andaris• oh
[23:56] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34.."
[23:56] * Andaris Matt 1 Del 1
[23:56] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34..."
[23:56] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34...!"
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· dearie dearie me...
[23:56] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34...!"
[23:56] * David is reminded of the coin block test in Super Mario RPG
[23:56] ·David· Del lost
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· now, Matt wins
[23:56] * David mocks Del
[23:56] •Andaris• Pfft
[23:56] Matt: 2 Del: 1
[23:57] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins*"
[23:57] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish"
[23:57] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged."
[23:57] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· not again!
[23:57] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not."
[23:58] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's..."
[23:58] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons!"
[23:58] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons..."
[23:58] (nick change) Matt|RO (moyda1@cx989959-g.alpn1.sdca.home.com) has morphed to "Matt" 11:58pm
[23:58] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you?"
[23:59] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox!"
[23:59] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises*"
[23:59] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises* Turkey noises are enclosed in brackets, you moron. Observe: [turkey noises]"
[23:59] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises* Turkey noises are enclosed in brackets, you moron. Observe: [turkey noises] Oh, I am quiet sorry [Womb"
[00:00] ·Matt· shoot.
[00:00] ·David· He's right you know
[00:00] ·Del_Snizz· Ha!
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· heh
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· del wins
[00:00] •Andaris• Matt:2 Del:2
[00:00] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*lost*"
[00:00] •Andaris• AND WE HAVE A TIE!
[00:00] ·Del_Snizz· I'll not disagree with that.
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· just call it quits will ya?
[00:01] ·Matt· Quiter!
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· nbut will ya agree with that Del?
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· *but
[00:01] •Andaris• or a tie breaker
[00:01] ·Del_Snizz· Yes, I'm quite the quitter.
[00:01] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings."
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· OK, for the tie breaker...
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· one guess only each...
[00:01] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings. Actually, Matt is a topic queen."
[00:01] ·David· someone should changet hat to queens
[00:01] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings. Actually, Matt is a topic queen. Only on Weekends."
[00:02] ·David· nevermind
[00:02] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· how long is my pe*is? (the nearest wins)
[00:02] * Andaris cuts off Sparts Pe*is
[00:02] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· oh dear... my idea was so much better...
[00:02] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark is castrated ?
[00:02] * Andaris holds it up\
[00:02] ·Matt· That's gonna sting
[00:02] •Andaris• This is the prize!
[00:02] * Del_Snizz goes to the garage to get his scanning electron microscope.
[00:03] ·Matt· Dizzam.
[00:03] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark slaps Del_Snizz around a bit with a large trout
[00:03] ·Matt· Spartypoos got dissed.
[00:03] •Andaris• I already cut it off
[00:04] ·Del_Snizz· Wow, that's real precision.
[00:04] •Andaris• *poses*
[00:05] •Andaris• So how long is his pe*is
[00:05] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· it's like those fishing photos... the guy holds up this massive catch and poses next to it!
[00:05] •Andaris• Basicly the smallest number wins
[00:05] ·Del_Snizz· I'm still looking for it.
[00:05] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· hey!
[00:05] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark slaps Andaris around a bit with a large trout
[00:05] * Andaris eats the trout to realize it's Sparts pe*is
[00:05] •Andaris• AHHHHHHHHH
[00:06] ·Del_Snizz· darn these electron microscopes. They always have trouble going down to the subatomic level.
[00:06] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· eep!
[00:06] •Andaris• that was...small
[00:06] ·Del_Snizz· How did you even know you ate it?
[00:06] •Andaris• I have Subatomic vision?
[00:06] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· a large trout = a small pe*is?
[00:07] (join) Kellyellie (OhDear@FFChat-24749.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined #eoff 12:07am
[00:07] •Andaris• Yea thats it
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Ah, that explains it.
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Was it hiding behind a quark or something?
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Greetings?
[00:07] •Andaris• Hello Kelly
[00:07] •Andaris• you just missed the greatest show
[00:07] •Andaris• meh
[00:07] ·Matt· Kellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[00:07] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· we're discussing the subatomic size of my pe*is
[00:08] •Andaris• cuz Del is the only one trying
[00:08] •Andaris• Del wins by default
[00:08] ·Kellyellie· Hello!
[00:08] •Andaris• Del:3 Matt: 2
[00:08] ·Del_Snizz· Whoo-hoo?

[Spatvark]

Damn... I was gonna post that!

[Dew Drop]

* Kai_Seraph yawns.
Skoggey: wow kai you have nice teeth!
Kai_Seraph: I don't have teeth.
Kai_Seraph: These are dentures.
Skoggey: ^_^
* Kai_Seraph takes the dentures out.
Skoggey: my dad had dentures since he was a kid.
Kai_Seraph: Fee? Fese are Fentures.
Skoggey: oooooh and my aren't they so pretty?
Kai_Seraph: Yeah, madfe fwom pwafinum andf goldf.
Tiffiekins: ....
Tiffiekins: strange...
Skoggey: lol
Kai_Seraph: Fey're ftoo heafy fough.
sidewinder:
Skoggey: lol
* Tiffiekins gives Kai some nice wooden dentures
Skoggey: like george washington had!!
sidewinder: lol
* Kai_Seraph looks at the wooden dentures.
Kai_Seraph: Nah.

^^