Ahem, in 45 minutes, these were the quotes that truly stood out during biology class. We are currently studying genetics...

Bimbo: If a father has blue eyes and a mother has brown eyes, how come say, the son has brown eyes and the daughter has brown eyes.
Me: omg... the teacher just covered that... 4 times.
Teacher: What are you talking about?

Bimbo: What does heterotype mean?
Teacher: Ummm... you just made up a word...

Bimbo: Does recessive mean dominant?
Teacher: Ahhh... no... it's actually the opposite...

Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...

~Looking at a workbook example of punnet squares~
Bimbo: It's disgusting that mice inbreed.

Bimbo asks her friend: I just don't get this eh?